Alex Falcone
@alexfalcone.bsky.social
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Gravy boat is such a good idea I need to eat out of more boats. No, don't pass me the potato boat I'm saving room for a pie boat.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Gravy boat is such a good idea I need to eat out of more boats. No, don't pass me the potato boat I'm saving room for a pie boat.
Annual reminder that we call them "deviled eggs" because as a people we think mustard is just so darn spicy it must have been sent by Satan himself.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Annual reminder that we call them "deviled eggs" because as a people we think mustard is just so darn spicy it must have been sent by Satan himself.
I don't have the pardon power but I hereby forgive all turkeys.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don't have the pardon power but I hereby forgive all turkeys.
That’s not how “zoom in, enhance” works.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
That’s not how “zoom in, enhance” works.
6 more things you might not know were brand names.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
6 more things you might not know were brand names.
Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
The medicine made from nuns going number 1.
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The medicine made from nuns going number 1.
The greatest trick the devil ever played was the one where he pretended to pull off his thumb but it was really just his other thumb.
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever played was the one where he pretended to pull off his thumb but it was really just his other thumb.
Historical Propaganda #4: jay walking and carbon footprints
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Historical Propaganda #4: jay walking and carbon footprints
I've got shows (shows) in different area codes (area codes).
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I've got shows (shows) in different area codes (area codes).
neighborhood geese are fucking off again like real fair weather friends
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
neighborhood geese are fucking off again like real fair weather friends
obviously he did worse stuff but now I know Epstein did crimes against spacing
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
obviously he did worse stuff but now I know Epstein did crimes against spacing
The funniest thing for the Tesla board to do would be to keep saying his huge pay package was always just two years out.
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The funniest thing for the Tesla board to do would be to keep saying his huge pay package was always just two years out.
People love to say AI is democratizing art as if art wasn't something that children and cave men did for thousands of years. Who is getting a vote on art that didn't before? "I press a button and a robot poops out a movie" isn't what democracy means.
November 8, 2025 at 9:46 AM
People love to say AI is democratizing art as if art wasn't something that children and cave men did for thousands of years. Who is getting a vote on art that didn't before? "I press a button and a robot poops out a movie" isn't what democracy means.
I don't want your monopoly money.
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I don't want your monopoly money.
If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you're a rich person trying to performaitively leave New York STAY IN LINE
It's almost mean to wish the job of Mayor of New York on somebody you actually respect. Seems like a terrible gig.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It's almost mean to wish the job of Mayor of New York on somebody you actually respect. Seems like a terrible gig.
Here are 6 more things you might not have known were named after people.
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Here are 6 more things you might not have known were named after people.
Sure you could complain about still getting acne in your 40s but I think it makes me look youthful.
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Sure you could complain about still getting acne in your 40s but I think it makes me look youthful.
One of the funniest things in baseball is a bench-clearing non-fight. Just a bunch of guys milling around chatting kinda angrily. Even the pitchers come jogging in from center field like, "hey guys don't stand around doing nothing without us."
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the funniest things in baseball is a bench-clearing non-fight. Just a bunch of guys milling around chatting kinda angrily. Even the pitchers come jogging in from center field like, "hey guys don't stand around doing nothing without us."
Make sure to check your kids' candy I just found a pumpkin shaped Reese's where the thinner wall is actually a better ratio of chocolate to peanut butter than the original cups and like, kids don't deserve that. That's for us.
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Make sure to check your kids' candy I just found a pumpkin shaped Reese's where the thinner wall is actually a better ratio of chocolate to peanut butter than the original cups and like, kids don't deserve that. That's for us.
This week on the Fun Fact Friday newsletter I wrote about ampelmännchen, the incredible German crosswalk signal guy. You can read and subscribe for free here: alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This week on the Fun Fact Friday newsletter I wrote about ampelmännchen, the incredible German crosswalk signal guy. You can read and subscribe for free here: alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter
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Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.
October 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I've got lots of practice sleeping but like once a year I'll lay down and have no idea where my arms are supposed to go.
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Hold up so now Take and Bake Pizza is trying to claim there's an implied middle step where I pay? That's not what the sign says!