Chris Larkin
@mostimpressive.bsky.social
Fae king consort, aka Mr. Pie Fairy at thepiefairy.com. Latchkey adult. Aspiring fake sports journalist. I am my own imaginary friend.
Oh! Yeah! Right! Like the guy in the seven thousand dollar suit is involved in a child sex trafficking ring! Get real, Michael!
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oh! Yeah! Right! Like the guy in the seven thousand dollar suit is involved in a child sex trafficking ring! Get real, Michael!
The CDC website says the leading cause of autism is ligma.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The CDC website says the leading cause of autism is ligma.
When the guest is pleased with the amount of fresh cracked black pepper I have distributed
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
When the guest is pleased with the amount of fresh cracked black pepper I have distributed
Unrelated, but I used to date a woman who roofied her kids with Benadryl so we could go have sex. Amazed it didn't work out between us.
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Unrelated, but I used to date a woman who roofied her kids with Benadryl so we could go have sex. Amazed it didn't work out between us.
My back-up career is Socialist Andy Rooney, but I'm afraid @rbreich.bsky.social has me beat. 😔
And now, a message from Mr. Pie Fairy:
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Hello.
I'm sorry to start off a holiday letter like this, but when I hear major retailers use words like "give" and "share" and "care" and "love", I bristle with contempt. 🧵
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Hello.
I'm sorry to start off a holiday letter like this, but when I hear major retailers use words like "give" and "share" and "care" and "love", I bristle with contempt. 🧵
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My back-up career is Socialist Andy Rooney, but I'm afraid @rbreich.bsky.social has me beat. 😔
The great part about clods using AI art for promotion is that it makes my ham-fisted attempts at graphic design look "wholesome" and "genuinely rustic".
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The great part about clods using AI art for promotion is that it makes my ham-fisted attempts at graphic design look "wholesome" and "genuinely rustic".
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Bluesky has partnered with ChatGPT to use your posts. You are automatically enrolled. To opt out, you *MUST* type "Renee Russo's boobs in The Thomas Crowne Affair" in the replys of this post.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bluesky has partnered with ChatGPT to use your posts. You are automatically enrolled. To opt out, you *MUST* type "Renee Russo's boobs in The Thomas Crowne Affair" in the replys of this post.
Finally, some traditional American cuisine.
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Finally, some traditional American cuisine.
Soccer Question: for the next Union Omaha match versus Charlotte, can I bring a "DOMINATE THE CLT!" sign or so people get kicked out for that sort of thing?
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Soccer Question: for the next Union Omaha match versus Charlotte, can I bring a "DOMINATE THE CLT!" sign or so people get kicked out for that sort of thing?
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These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
These posters started popping up ahead of next week’s We Ain’t Buying It boycott.
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
From Nov 27 - Dec 1, folks are stepping back from corporate chains like Target, Home Depot, and Amazon. People are done being squeezed, so they are using the leverage of their wallets 💥
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Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is Trader Joe’s a scam?
I'm home.
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I'm home.
The list was alphabetical, and he's very, very old.
Warren Buffett Just Bought Alphabet Stock, and Here's The Likely Reason Why | The Motley Fool
Warren Buffett finally bought the Search giant, and it's likely due to this one specific reason.
www.fool.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The list was alphabetical, and he's very, very old.
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Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say:
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hello Pals! Just a quick check-in to say:
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
😔 Wednesday is closed for sales.
🙂 Monday and Tuesday are still available!
🥳 We're celebrating #SmallBusinessSaturday in Benson at Floors, Floors, Floors!
More details soon! Love you! 🫓🧚♥️
For those wondering, Singapore is kinda like if we lost NYC to the Republicans.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
For those wondering, Singapore is kinda like if we lost NYC to the Republicans.
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
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Behold the Rocktopus
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Behold the Rocktopus
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OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
I love that this exists.
there's also this if you want to lose your entire mind: www.stitchesinti.me/watch
Watch Doctor Who in Chronological Order! — Stitches in Time
www.stitchesinti.me
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love that this exists.
🎶 We are a part of the rhythm method! 🎶
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM
🎶 We are a part of the rhythm method! 🎶
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
New Omaha parking rules would ban cars on grass, in residential areas
City council member Ron Hug proposed an ordinance requiring vehicles in residential areas to be parked on paved surfaces only, with fines ranging from $25 to $250 for violations.
www.3newsnow.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
You know, Ron Hug, if we worked on reducing the need for so many cars, we wouldn't have to waste valuable time running our city council like an HOA.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter. *points to crotch*
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