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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Collectors (PSA, SGC parent company) is now acquiring Beckett. I don’t see how this will be good for the hobby. Mix it with Fanatics taking over 3/4 of the top sports and I don’t like how things are looking.
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Disney is absolutely still seething from that animators strike and the SAG-AFTRA strike (actors and voice actors) and they'd rather give their characters to GenAI than pay unions and royalties.
Glitch Productions responds to Disney licencing over 200 characters to Sora and ChatGPT and investing $1 BILLION in OpenAI in a new post:

“the fuck are they doing”
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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YOUTUBE: you like history
ME: I do!
YOUTUBE: and you're white
ME: well, I mean
YOUTUBE: here are some white people who also like histor--
ME: no no no No NO NO NO
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 AM
We didn't Betty White the guy, well done team
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
1 - Fun with Dick and Jane, with a bunch of people who recently got fired from Timken making comparisons to their bosses
2 - Borat - nobody knew what to expect, then you get through the first 90 seconds and know exactly what to expect
3- They Shall Not Grow Old - dead silence during and after
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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There is only ever going to be one path to discovering the true college football national champion

No conferences. No seeds. No negotiations.

Every game must be single elimination and the winners keep playing until only one team remains
December 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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"Now that I've hit everyone with ruinous taxes, I'll dole some of it back out to my political supporters as welfare payments."
Trump: "I'm delighted to announce this afternoon that the US will be taking a small portion of the hundreds of billions of dollars we receive in tariffs ... and we're going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. We love our farmers. The farmers like me ... $12 billion"
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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for a fun 200 mph twist on any Christmas song, you can subsitute “Santa Claus” for “NASCAR Commissioner Steve Phelps”
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Celina 52 & Weaber Valley making appearances at the Gateway Nationals is just 👌
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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1825: the sun never sets on the British Empire

2025: without these tiny plastic soldiers our economy collapses
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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We’ve been watching Fraggle Rock with our six year old and I realized that the guy who played Doc in Fraggle Rock is the same guy who played the bartender in Boondock Saints.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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This older Athearn HO trainset is kind of the platonic ideal for what a train set should be:

-Accurate, powerful, colorful locomotive
-Gondola to put stuff in
-Boxcar (colorful)
-Flatcar with vehicle load you can play with off layout (in the tub, maybe?)
-Colorful caboose
October 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I heard there was a secret verse
That would unleash the nuclear curse
But you don't really care for AI
Do ya?
"...the researchers tell WIRED that the verse is too dangerous to share with the public."

📃✍️💥👀
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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they should remake The Santa Clause 1 but exclusively from his ex wife's point of view. she divorces a deadbeat asshole and then he literally gaslights her, their son, AND her new guy, by physically transforming into Santa
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh.
Oh no.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me

if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me to the printer, when it jams for the 4th time in a day:
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM