Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it
@msico.bsky.social
(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries. I have never wavered in my belief that THE PUZZLES ARE ALIVE
Pinned
Down by the bay, —
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
where the melons grow, —
Back to my home I dare not go.
For,
If I do,
My mother will say, —
"Did you ever see a llama,
Wearing polka dot pajamas?"
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Robert Langdon woke up promptly at 6:00 am. He looked at his watch, which told the time. "6:00 am?" he muttered observantly. "But the plot isn't due until 6:00 pm!" He frowned, making his brows come together in a grimace. Oh well, he thought, I guess I'll start running and see if someone gives chase
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Robert Langdon woke up promptly at 6:00 am. He looked at his watch, which told the time. "6:00 am?" he muttered observantly. "But the plot isn't due until 6:00 pm!" He frowned, making his brows come together in a grimace. Oh well, he thought, I guess I'll start running and see if someone gives chase
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If you're curious if Dan Brown's The Secret Of Secrets is right for you, consider:
He does not say one single concrete thing about what anything actually plot relevant is about until page 380. This is not a joke
He does not say one single concrete thing about what anything actually plot relevant is about until page 380. This is not a joke
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you're curious if Dan Brown's The Secret Of Secrets is right for you, consider:
He does not say one single concrete thing about what anything actually plot relevant is about until page 380. This is not a joke
He does not say one single concrete thing about what anything actually plot relevant is about until page 380. This is not a joke
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“What kind of pepper are ghost peppers ghosts of?”
“Dr. Pepper”
“Oh okay”
“Dr. Pepper”
“Oh okay”
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
“What kind of pepper are ghost peppers ghosts of?”
“Dr. Pepper”
“Oh okay”
“Dr. Pepper”
“Oh okay”
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I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I am challenging The Grinch to a debate
would you opt to live forever BUT you never poop again
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
would you opt to live forever BUT you never poop again
tonight I learned a secret about making pepperoni pizza
the secret is, you blind bake the crust, then flip it over and add the sauce/cheese/pepperoni, then broil it. this makes them do the little crunchy cup thing that's so so good
the secret is, you blind bake the crust, then flip it over and add the sauce/cheese/pepperoni, then broil it. this makes them do the little crunchy cup thing that's so so good
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
tonight I learned a secret about making pepperoni pizza
the secret is, you blind bake the crust, then flip it over and add the sauce/cheese/pepperoni, then broil it. this makes them do the little crunchy cup thing that's so so good
the secret is, you blind bake the crust, then flip it over and add the sauce/cheese/pepperoni, then broil it. this makes them do the little crunchy cup thing that's so so good
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Oops now that I'm all done shopping Small Business Saturday, I should probably plug my books 😅
As always, you can find books I had a hand in at @fangamer.com. From now til Monday, get free & discounted shipping~
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
As always, you can find books I had a hand in at @fangamer.com. From now til Monday, get free & discounted shipping~
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oops now that I'm all done shopping Small Business Saturday, I should probably plug my books 😅
As always, you can find books I had a hand in at @fangamer.com. From now til Monday, get free & discounted shipping~
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
As always, you can find books I had a hand in at @fangamer.com. From now til Monday, get free & discounted shipping~
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
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Hot take: your game’s survival mechanics are just another annoyance if they’re not fun/rewarding.
If you’re forcing me to eat/drink/sleep, I’d better be getting some tangible benefit out of it. Not just avoiding debuffs or something.
If you’re forcing me to eat/drink/sleep, I’d better be getting some tangible benefit out of it. Not just avoiding debuffs or something.
November 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hot take: your game’s survival mechanics are just another annoyance if they’re not fun/rewarding.
If you’re forcing me to eat/drink/sleep, I’d better be getting some tangible benefit out of it. Not just avoiding debuffs or something.
If you’re forcing me to eat/drink/sleep, I’d better be getting some tangible benefit out of it. Not just avoiding debuffs or something.
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Last night I dreamed I was playing a VR game. I was supposed to solve a mystery but then I figured out you could hug the npcs, and they would say stuff like "awkward but ok"
I never did figure out who stole the painting, but I made the security team feel a lot better about it
I never did figure out who stole the painting, but I made the security team feel a lot better about it
November 29, 2023 at 4:59 PM
Last night I dreamed I was playing a VR game. I was supposed to solve a mystery but then I figured out you could hug the npcs, and they would say stuff like "awkward but ok"
I never did figure out who stole the painting, but I made the security team feel a lot better about it
I never did figure out who stole the painting, but I made the security team feel a lot better about it
they should remake The Santa Clause 1 but exclusively from his ex wife's point of view. she divorces a deadbeat asshole and then he literally gaslights her, their son, AND her new guy, by physically transforming into Santa
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
they should remake The Santa Clause 1 but exclusively from his ex wife's point of view. she divorces a deadbeat asshole and then he literally gaslights her, their son, AND her new guy, by physically transforming into Santa
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I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m on a roll.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Someone needs to take my crochet hooks away from me.
Found this awesome, adorable pattern for a popcorn kernel AND piece of popcorn. What a cute pair!
So I made it. And I like it. 🧶 🍿 🌽
Their names are Floss and Puff, respectively. Please be kind. They are sensitive.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
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Fantastic post from this thread.
The complete fucking lie “EVERYBODY’s USING IT SO GET USED TO IT” is such bullshit and everyone knows it.
The complete fucking lie “EVERYBODY’s USING IT SO GET USED TO IT” is such bullshit and everyone knows it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Fantastic post from this thread.
The complete fucking lie “EVERYBODY’s USING IT SO GET USED TO IT” is such bullshit and everyone knows it.
The complete fucking lie “EVERYBODY’s USING IT SO GET USED TO IT” is such bullshit and everyone knows it.
Some kids get coal in their stocking but Santa left me a note in blood that says "YOU'RE NEXT"
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Some kids get coal in their stocking but Santa left me a note in blood that says "YOU'RE NEXT"
Jumanji
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Jumanji
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fuck him up, Bonnie!
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This is what I'm after with a slice of creamy pumpkin pie, a mouthful of seeds in every bite. Y'all know how much it sucks to eat custard and think, damn I wish this was crunchy? But not like a creme brulee sugar crunch, that's old news, I want to taste birdseed
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This is what I'm after with a slice of creamy pumpkin pie, a mouthful of seeds in every bite. Y'all know how much it sucks to eat custard and think, damn I wish this was crunchy? But not like a creme brulee sugar crunch, that's old news, I want to taste birdseed
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
Happy Fangs Giving 🦇☁️🧛
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happy Fangs Giving 🦇☁️🧛
guess you could say I'm pretty twisted. to me they're just normal things
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
guess you could say I'm pretty twisted. to me they're just normal things
just got to do something I've been waiting for since I bought this coat
PERSON: Wow I love that coat!
ME: Thanks! 'Spirit Halloween'!
PERSON: Wow I love that coat!
ME: Thanks! 'Spirit Halloween'!
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
just got to do something I've been waiting for since I bought this coat
PERSON: Wow I love that coat!
ME: Thanks! 'Spirit Halloween'!
PERSON: Wow I love that coat!
ME: Thanks! 'Spirit Halloween'!