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you can literally edit your funeral instructions to say whatever you want. for instance you can make them play We Are Charlie Kirk at your funeral
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 AM
you can literally edit your funeral instructions to say whatever you want. for instance you can make them play We Are Charlie Kirk at your funeral
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that woke, for lack of a better word, is good. Woke is right, woke works. Woke clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
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no greenlander ever called me a libtard
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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There should be a David Cronenberg movie where Beavis gives birth to Butthead
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
There should be a David Cronenberg movie where Beavis gives birth to Butthead
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
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happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were
January 9, 2026 at 12:34 PM
happy anniversary of christopher columbus mistaking manatees for mermaids and complaining about how mid they were
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Quite simply one of the finest insults ever delivered
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Quite simply one of the finest insults ever delivered
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every somali lyft driver: my brother, do you mind if I speak on the phone with my wife
every other lyft driver: what do you know. about family law.
every other lyft driver: what do you know. about family law.
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
every somali lyft driver: my brother, do you mind if I speak on the phone with my wife
every other lyft driver: what do you know. about family law.
every other lyft driver: what do you know. about family law.
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before i left was talking to a coworker directly managed by a GOOG VP about the Issues and she told me that it was like being managed by a Dark Souls boss: couldn't get anything out of him other than incoherent and mournful sentence fragments about why he was obliged to do something plainly evil.
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
before i left was talking to a coworker directly managed by a GOOG VP about the Issues and she told me that it was like being managed by a Dark Souls boss: couldn't get anything out of him other than incoherent and mournful sentence fragments about why he was obliged to do something plainly evil.
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if there's one thing we all remember sauron for, it's the impenetrability of his security
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
if there's one thing we all remember sauron for, it's the impenetrability of his security
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Yeah I’m a GAMER
General
Anxiety disorder
MEdication
Resistant
General
Anxiety disorder
MEdication
Resistant
December 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Yeah I’m a GAMER
General
Anxiety disorder
MEdication
Resistant
General
Anxiety disorder
MEdication
Resistant
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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Jira ticket: too many neutrons
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Jira ticket: too many neutrons
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Any excuse to post this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Any excuse to post this.
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I bought this before Jared went crazy
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I bought this before Jared went crazy
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Something I just accepted as a kid was that someday I was going to race a little homemade wooden car down a hill and it would be incredibly important to my community
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Something I just accepted as a kid was that someday I was going to race a little homemade wooden car down a hill and it would be incredibly important to my community
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Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
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🎶 if you like piña coladas / and havin’ worms in the brain 🎵
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
🎶 if you like piña coladas / and havin’ worms in the brain 🎵
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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The ones who install Omelapp
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The ones who install Omelapp
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