Brosemite Sam
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Brosemite Sam
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Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
On the first day, God made olivine and peridotite
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Yeah this rules
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Still need a lil help here
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Repeat after me:

I am not better-looking than Hasan Piker.
I am not better-looking than Frank Zappa.
I am not better-looking than Aimee Therese.
I am not better-looking than Matt Yglesias.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be better-looking than I am.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Can vampires enter a home if they just get a text message saying "come thru" or do they need to be met at the door?
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dudes rock
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just saw Jeannine Pirro on FOX at my dad's house talking about the shooting. This lady's just trying to lose cases at this point isn't she?
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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You expect libertarians to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like England where I might get defenestrated for being myself.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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🇺🇦✈️🚀 The interception of a Russian Kh-101 cruise missile by a French Mirage 2000 fighter jet during one of the terrorist country’s massive nighttime attacks.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mike Piazza in shambles
I think we can all conclude that what needs to happen here with the Lizza/Nuzzi dispute is a blanket ban on people with two consecutive 'z's in their name from journalism or publishing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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New: @theins.press saw the Witkoff-Dmitriev plan six months ago in draft form—except it was all Dmitriev. Bloomberg reports now Dmitriev told Ushakov he’d pass along a Russian plan and the Americans “can present it as their own”: theins.press/en/politics/...
Made in Moscow: The “U.S. peace plan” for Ukraine was substantially formulated months ago by Kremlin operative Kirill Dmitriev
Since it was first published on Nov. 20, the much-discussed 28-point plan for ending the war in Ukraine has borne all the signs of a Kremlin information operation. In fact, many of its most controvers...
theins.press
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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❗ Made in Moscow: The “U.S. peace plan” for Ukraine was substantially formulated months ago by Kremlin operative Kirill Dmitriev

Kyiv has characterized the proposal as a "planned manipulation of information to influence people's thoughts and emotions."
Made in Moscow: The “U.S. peace plan” for Ukraine was substantially formulated months ago by Kremlin operative Kirill Dmitriev
Since it was first published on Nov. 20, the much-discussed 28-point plan for ending the war in Ukraine has borne all the signs of a Kremlin information operation. In fact, many of its most controvers...
theins.press
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Stay tuned for the @theins.press story, in collaboration with @spiegel.de, about how we knew Kirill Dmitriev was the architect of this “peace plan.” Drops tomorrow at 5am EST.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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EXCLUSIVE: US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff advised Russia on how to pitch Ukraine plans to Trump, in audio files reviewed by Bloomberg
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukraine — and that Vladimir Putin should raise it with Donald Trump.
bloom.bg
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
He's running
My daughter and I visited the house we lived in when she was a baby, and she was shocked a 29-year-old Navy guy could afford a nice house in a safe neighborhood.

That wasn’t crazy in 1996 — but today, a nice house is out of reach for so many young people. That has to change.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Mark Kelly’s fundraisers hearing that he’s being targeted by Pete Hegseth
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Has anyone sous vide'd a full turkey before? Not going to try it, just wondering if it's been done.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
So Epstein definitely paid off Brett Kavanaugh's 6 figure gambling debt, right?
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Q should not be "what will you do" but "what did he give you to do so?"
TRUMP: SAUDI CROWN PRINCE WANTS ME TO DO SOMETHING ON SUDAN
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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1 Billion New Jerseyans
That was intended to be a positive comparison. The grid layout of the Midwest with the density of New Jersey? This would be unstoppable
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM