Mike Chauvet 🤡
@mikechauvet.bsky.social
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I was saying boo-urns.
"lit and traumatizing"
I was saying boo-urns.
"lit and traumatizing"
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Manny Jacinto: "I feel like with a lot of the franchises that we currently have, it’s missing the romance. It’s missing a lot of love and relationships. We have the big fight scenes and the origin stories of these heroes and whatnot, but they don’t really have a relationship with other people."
a man in a black cape is holding two red lightsabers in the dark
ALT: a man in a black cape is holding two red lightsabers in the dark
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Manny Jacinto: "I feel like with a lot of the franchises that we currently have, it’s missing the romance. It’s missing a lot of love and relationships. We have the big fight scenes and the origin stories of these heroes and whatnot, but they don’t really have a relationship with other people."
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thanks to chatbots we can now do what was once unimaginable: take care of a newborn baby
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
thanks to chatbots we can now do what was once unimaginable: take care of a newborn baby
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From a while back but... evergreen
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
From a while back but... evergreen
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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Fret not my Canadian friends, with our new food safety standards combined with American work ethic i expect these sandwiches will kill between 1-3% of the U.S. population
Of fucking course.
"When reached by CBC News about whether the sandwich would be sold in Canadian stores, a spokesperson for 7-Eleven could only confirm the sandwich's launch nationwide in the U.S."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/7...
"When reached by CBC News about whether the sandwich would be sold in Canadian stores, a spokesperson for 7-Eleven could only confirm the sandwich's launch nationwide in the U.S."
www.cbc.ca/news/world/7...
Japan's viral 7-Eleven egg salad sandwich launches in the U.S. Why is it so popular? | CBC News
7-Eleven is bringing its famous egg salad sandwich to U.S. stores, announcing Wednesday that its Japanese-style tamago sando has landed, complete with "pillowy milk bread and creamy egg salad made wit...
www.cbc.ca
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fret not my Canadian friends, with our new food safety standards combined with American work ethic i expect these sandwiches will kill between 1-3% of the U.S. population
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I literally thought Trump's new FIFA Peace Prize was a dude crying into his hands.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I literally thought Trump's new FIFA Peace Prize was a dude crying into his hands.
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The new National Security Strategy is a propaganda document, designed to be widely read. It is also a performative suicide. Hard to think of another great power ever abdicating its influence so quickly and so publicly. It will be worth following the reactions around the world, not just in Europe.
Trump's national security strategy is out and some of the Europe sections are shocking. "...the growing influence of patriotic European parties indeed
gives cause for great optimism."
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
gives cause for great optimism."
www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The new National Security Strategy is a propaganda document, designed to be widely read. It is also a performative suicide. Hard to think of another great power ever abdicating its influence so quickly and so publicly. It will be worth following the reactions around the world, not just in Europe.
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
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Move over lawyer dog, it's duck lawyers' time to shine
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Move over lawyer dog, it's duck lawyers' time to shine
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
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this does bring up the very real possibility of building AI to replace Jimmy Fallon, which I believe is not only doable but laudable.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
this does bring up the very real possibility of building AI to replace Jimmy Fallon, which I believe is not only doable but laudable.
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when i see posts breathlessly reporting on the sharp uptake in users for google's AI products it's hard not to think it's because they're aggressively shoving shit like this into every feed their users touch. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Google is experimentally replacing news headlines with AI clickbait nonsense
“BG3 players exploit children.”
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
when i see posts breathlessly reporting on the sharp uptake in users for google's AI products it's hard not to think it's because they're aggressively shoving shit like this into every feed their users touch. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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This suggests some things to me about retail performance over the weekend.
The Nintendo Switch 2 is $50 off at Walmart during Cyber Monday
The Nintendo Switch 2 is $50 off at Walmart during Cyber Monday
An unexpected hardware discount.
buff.ly
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This suggests some things to me about retail performance over the weekend.
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"Urban elites in Tulsa" is a great microcosm of the contradictions in US politics
The Oklahoma senator who sponsored a new law to curtail citizen initiatives said he wants to “give more Oklahomans, not just the urban elites in Oklahoma City and Tulsa, a say in what questions qualify for the ballot.”
Republicans Add New Barriers to Oklahoma’s Dizzyingly Fast Process for Citizen Initiatives
A new law adds to a string of GOP-run states that have undercut direct democracy by piling on onerous new regulations and raising the threshold for signatures.
boltsmag.org
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Urban elites in Tulsa" is a great microcosm of the contradictions in US politics
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Firing your coach for going 9-15 in two seasons so you can hire a coach who went 4-20 in his last two seasons as a head coach
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Firing your coach for going 9-15 in two seasons so you can hire a coach who went 4-20 in his last two seasons as a head coach
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big 12: love my teammates god is good!
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
SEC: keep grindin
Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
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Great news for people wanting to traumatize their kids for cheap
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Great news for people wanting to traumatize their kids for cheap
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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you know it's funny so much talk about THE TRANSFER PORTAL and how kids aren't loyal anymore and it makes it hard to be a fan of the sport
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
you know it's funny so much talk about THE TRANSFER PORTAL and how kids aren't loyal anymore and it makes it hard to be a fan of the sport
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
and then we get to the end of the year and one coach holds 3 schools hostage while deciding whether he wants to coach his team on a national championship run
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Americans, talking about the Palaeolithic: imagine a burger
Apparently, Paleolithic garden burgers (patties of legume and grains) may have been a thing! And they flavored food with mustard, and used medicinal plants like yarrow and chamomile!
Coming together to eat the food we share has been part of humanity from the very beginning. I wrote this post after a Thanksgiving week lecture on evidence for Neanderthals and other ancient people making prepared mixtures of grains, lentils, and other foods.
www.johnhawks.net/p/a-neandert...
www.johnhawks.net/p/a-neandert...
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Americans, talking about the Palaeolithic: imagine a burger
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains