Mike
@michaeltryan.me
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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nobody hacks into the mainframe anymore
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
nobody hacks into the mainframe anymore
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It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
“This is what democracy looks like.”
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
“This is what America looks like.”
NYC
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.
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(conspiracy theorist receiving an official government response to a load-bearing conspiracy theory) I am completely satisfied by this explanation. no further questions
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
(conspiracy theorist receiving an official government response to a load-bearing conspiracy theory) I am completely satisfied by this explanation. no further questions
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ritz crackers trying to tell me a serving is five crackers…why don’t you let me be the judge of that sweetie
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ritz crackers trying to tell me a serving is five crackers…why don’t you let me be the judge of that sweetie
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Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
July 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Zohran mamdani you have 48 hours to release how fast you ran the mile in 7th grade or the New York Times will publish without comment
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Remember folks, June is Pride, July is Lust, August is Sloth, September is Envy, October is Wrath, November is Gluttony, December is Greed, January is Sneezy, February is Dopey, March is Bashful, April is Doc, and May is Free Parking.
June 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Remember folks, June is Pride, July is Lust, August is Sloth, September is Envy, October is Wrath, November is Gluttony, December is Greed, January is Sneezy, February is Dopey, March is Bashful, April is Doc, and May is Free Parking.
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We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win
Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.
www.axios.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
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After mostly shrugging off Trump’s assault on government for the last five months, establishment Democrats have finally found something to be outraged about: Zohran Mamdani’s primary win.
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
After mostly shrugging off Trump’s assault on government for the last five months, establishment Democrats have finally found something to be outraged about: Zohran Mamdani’s primary win.
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they oughta invent a shot that sober people can do. zero proof spirits don’t scratch that itch. maybe when everyone decides to do shots the bartender could sock me in the jaw or blackmail me or something
June 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
they oughta invent a shot that sober people can do. zero proof spirits don’t scratch that itch. maybe when everyone decides to do shots the bartender could sock me in the jaw or blackmail me or something
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A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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There’s a lot going on right now, but at some point we need to go back to the NFL’s top insider saying publicly that the reason why the Tush Push will likely get banned is because the Eagles are essentially too strong, too smart, and too good.
!["I believe there are people in the league that are jealous of the Eagles' success. I believe there are people that can't duplicate the Eagles' success. I believe the commissioner and others don't like the play, and I believe the play is going to go away.
I'm not telling you it is right - I didn't think it was going to go this way. I didn't think it was going to happen, but it gathered up momentum and I believe those people have the support of the commissioner. I don't know how he is going to do it, but he's going to find the eight votes he needs to get to 24 [votes against the tush push]. I'm just telling you that's what's going to happen."
Via Adam Schefter on 97.5 The Fanatic earlier today.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vqfibdmdw3meffh33ijmyiqh/bafkreicszfivkfywbylyv3a57lkmb3eurrmtynonbo7awcynzrgbjrudra@jpeg)
April 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There’s a lot going on right now, but at some point we need to go back to the NFL’s top insider saying publicly that the reason why the Tush Push will likely get banned is because the Eagles are essentially too strong, too smart, and too good.
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Now that the amateurs have gotten it out of their system, the pros can come out to prank
April 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Now that the amateurs have gotten it out of their system, the pros can come out to prank