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50ft CVS Recepit
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she/they menace
no actually slamming doors is not a healthy way of expressing your anger as an adult
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
there's always that 1 boomer in the video group who doesn't know how to turn off the camera in zoom so they just point their laptop/phone at the ceiling
February 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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Almost my photo choice today, here are the crocuses I am keeping an eye on, teasing me big time!
The promise of things soon to come 🤗 #NotLongNow #365DaysWild #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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The pure cruelty of putting a five year old through all this for absolutely no benefit to anyone or anything
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Mayor Pete does not have many uses but he’s somehow found some sort of Dune cadence he can use on Fox News that puts whoever he is talking to in a trance and allows him to speak for five uninterrupted minutes
Buttigieg on Fox News: "Seeing an American taken to the ground, having his gun removed, being shot in the back 10 times, then having the govt say he was a terrorist all along based on no evidence.. those are kinds of things that as painful as they are, can actually bring together a lot of Americans"
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Considering "Dracul" means dragon, why has no version of Dracula ever had him turning into a dragon?
count von count from sesame street is holding his finger to his lips .
ALT: count von count from sesame street is holding his finger to his lips .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
"snake has the survival instincts of a goddamn muppet"

- things overheard from my gamer husband while i make dinner
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
the demon core was the worlds spiciest everlasting gobstopper
January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i've been going through it holy fuck
January 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Commenting this under all of your hole pics
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Machado advocated for bombing her own country.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Because third world people don't matter. We don't fucking deserve to choose our own leaders or have our own government. We should all be on a gigantic plantation owners by the US telling us what to do forever
"I'm no fan of Maduro but..." why do people in the US feel a need to preface things this way in 20-fucking-26
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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HALT

this is a timeline checkpoint, you are owed a hug 🫂🫂🫂

okay proceed, take care
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
when the fuck are we finally gonna do something about this shit
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
do u ever wonder if they're using image descriptions to train ai
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
but i got sloppy
January 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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I do wonder how often the tradwife thing is a form of dom/sub kink. If the genders were reversed and the husband was all about submitting to his wife everyone would be like "oh, obviously this guy's into femdom."
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i got covid AND uti two days ago. 2026 bad luck speed run
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
thus stands the law of the universe: when you pay your car loan off at the end of the year. you will immediately total it
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM