Pinned
Can I take a sick day for having an eyelash in my eye?
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Can I take a sick day for having an eyelash in my eye?
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
texted a cute boy to watch the hockey show with me because I’m way too horny watching this alone
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
texted a cute boy to watch the hockey show with me because I’m way too horny watching this alone
BGB’s advent calendar:
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
BGB’s advent calendar:
It’s great the Bluesky has a Main Character today, and ever better that he is hot
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It’s great the Bluesky has a Main Character today, and ever better that he is hot
My boy for today is literally the CRJ900 😭😭😭😭😭
When his pics look like an A350 but he shows up looking like a 767 👎
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My boy for today is literally the CRJ900 😭😭😭😭😭
Not participating in side discourse, because discourse really isn’t for me, and that’s valid too
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not participating in side discourse, because discourse really isn’t for me, and that’s valid too
just asked Delta where my plane is
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just asked Delta where my plane is
Dickprint at the airport, if you even care
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Dickprint at the airport, if you even care
In making a Naughty List, and it’s just @buffyfanboy.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
In making a Naughty List, and it’s just @buffyfanboy.bsky.social
Five-word horror story:
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Five-word horror story:
The airport has wine and hot dads, and somehow you weirdos still can’t get there on time
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The airport has wine and hot dads, and somehow you weirdos still can’t get there on time
I’m a very impressive man
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m a very impressive man
Plowable and full of “snow”? Yeah, that’s Chicagooomf
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Plowable and full of “snow”? Yeah, that’s Chicagooomf
Including the unmade bed so I can’t be accused of bottomfishing
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Including the unmade bed so I can’t be accused of bottomfishing
No better way to help the economy than getting the Tories out of power
At least one Liz Truss will be remembered for stimulating the economy
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No better way to help the economy than getting the Tories out of power
I helped 🫡🫡
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I helped 🫡🫡
omw into a tailspin. anyone need anything?
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
omw into a tailspin. anyone need anything?
Manifesting a cut guy with a fuzzy ass so I can call him Hanukah Hairy
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Manifesting a cut guy with a fuzzy ass so I can call him Hanukah Hairy
I’m going create a Yuletide that is sooo gay
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m going create a Yuletide that is sooo gay
They should invent a kind of hotness that takes no exercise, money, or creativity
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
They should invent a kind of hotness that takes no exercise, money, or creativity
Have just seen someone jogging during the winter storm, and like ok, I hate myself too. Game respects game.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Have just seen someone jogging during the winter storm, and like ok, I hate myself too. Game respects game.
*falling asleep in public*
that‘s that me traz-a-done
that‘s that me traz-a-done
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
*falling asleep in public*
that‘s that me traz-a-done
that‘s that me traz-a-done