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A candlestick? What’s this for?
@jglifeboats on insta
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there are original Keith Haring murals inside Woodhull hospital in Brooklyn. I get my prep here and love seeing these guys every 3 months.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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BREAKING:
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING:
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
House Oversight Democrats just release a small batch of 95,000 photos received from the Epstein estate.
Images include: Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Woody Allen, Larry Summers, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates.
Redactions have been made by the Committee.
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Stylish head to toe, it's the pinky for me.
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Stylish head to toe, it's the pinky for me.
Fingers crossed Andy bullying Matt on watch what happens live is what starts an Ellen-esque downfall for him
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fingers crossed Andy bullying Matt on watch what happens live is what starts an Ellen-esque downfall for him
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Y'all weren't wrong. Rebecca Black's cover of Fame is a Gun is incredible
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Y'all weren't wrong. Rebecca Black's cover of Fame is a Gun is incredible
It’s fcFriday, the weekend, the real me comes alllliveee
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s fcFriday, the weekend, the real me comes alllliveee
Rebecca Black in a sequel/reboot of Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23.
- Krysten Ritter is her mom
- Eric Andre is back but plays himself like James V*nDerBeek did
- impossibly current and boundary pushing wardrobe à la SATC when it was on air
- secret party that happens irl along with show
- Krysten Ritter is her mom
- Eric Andre is back but plays himself like James V*nDerBeek did
- impossibly current and boundary pushing wardrobe à la SATC when it was on air
- secret party that happens irl along with show
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Rebecca Black in a sequel/reboot of Don’t Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23.
- Krysten Ritter is her mom
- Eric Andre is back but plays himself like James V*nDerBeek did
- impossibly current and boundary pushing wardrobe à la SATC when it was on air
- secret party that happens irl along with show
- Krysten Ritter is her mom
- Eric Andre is back but plays himself like James V*nDerBeek did
- impossibly current and boundary pushing wardrobe à la SATC when it was on air
- secret party that happens irl along with show
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Wait is the guy from Schitt’s Creek the same guy from hot Frosty
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Wait is the guy from Schitt’s Creek the same guy from hot Frosty
Dispatches from my friends restaurant job
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dispatches from my friends restaurant job
Leighton Meester in I Love LA 🤩
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Leighton Meester in I Love LA 🤩
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For today’s Maxi Challenge you will be throwing tomatoes at Chuck Schumer while circus music plays
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
For today’s Maxi Challenge you will be throwing tomatoes at Chuck Schumer while circus music plays
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lol. So Democrats caved squandered any kind of momentum with voters and MAGA gets to campaign to their base about how they are saving healthcare to their voters by allowing the evil subsidies to expire
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
lol. So Democrats caved squandered any kind of momentum with voters and MAGA gets to campaign to their base about how they are saving healthcare to their voters by allowing the evil subsidies to expire
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i've had enough of you you beast
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
i've had enough of you you beast
sigh I was just thinking out loud to my grandpa about writing about my nursing career and he was like “get chatGPT to get it to sound more story-like”
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
sigh I was just thinking out loud to my grandpa about writing about my nursing career and he was like “get chatGPT to get it to sound more story-like”
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wall is giving thai restaurant
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
wall is giving thai restaurant
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
My friend texted me this drunk photo and was like “how come you look the straightest here?”
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My friend texted me this drunk photo and was like “how come you look the straightest here?”
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They both went to the same place and got the haircut that makes you sad
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They both went to the same place and got the haircut that makes you sad
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I’m sorry are we supposed to be doing CrossFit at the airport where we are all legally mandated to be wearing formal attire now
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m sorry are we supposed to be doing CrossFit at the airport where we are all legally mandated to be wearing formal attire now
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This one is speaking to me today
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This one is speaking to me today
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I have to dress “business casual” today and I never have to do that and is this it
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I have to dress “business casual” today and I never have to do that and is this it