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Dario
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I don't have a real life.
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incredibly funny how people will be like "did you see that the census bureau posted a nazi dogwhistle? their last post was 14 words long. and the value of the characters added up to 88" and then the post was "adolf hitler was very very very very very very very very very very good"
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My Panthers lol
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This might be the first special teams win of my long ass adult life
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Special teams win will be special. Frankly, I deserve it after years of suffering
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Always feels like refs go tearing through the rulebook trying to figure out how to justify not calling a safety
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Refs HATE calling safeties. I don't know why. They just always do.
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Kyle Shanahan is a dickhead but that boy can draw up a play lmaooo
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As hell, now please let me enjoy my morning porridge
everybody tell me how old you are right now!!!
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We in line behind all your demons
Y'all ain't gonna fight me
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ironically the very sound I make every time I stub my toe
@megalodondada.bsky.social has swears! They've used 358 profanities in their last 2,972 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (91 times)
🥈 "shit" (54 times)
🥉 "fuck" (38 times)
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
They better figure out a 7 yard tush push lmao
Eagles have now had 3 straight 3 and outs to give them an NFL-worst 38 on the season
The 37 3 and outs this season for Eagles this season are their most in a season since they had 44 in 2020 under Doug Pederson. They are also tied with Broncos for most in NFL this season
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wake Up Dead Man was real cinema, and definitely worth seeing in theaters if you can!
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Secretary Shotglass back on the bottle
Hegseth's demeanor is bizarre. He's almost on the verge of laughing while talking about the shooting of two National Guardsmen. He seems elated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every complaint about In-N-Out oa like this.

"They're super overrated compared to [something 3x the price and made out of hot-pressed microplastic]"
The way people talk about In N Out fries always boggles my mind. So many people call them "Worst fries in fast food" and they literally taste like fries. They're not great but they're not bad. They taste like french fries and cost $2.

The actual worst fries in fast food is Burger King btw
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Hegseth invading Venezuela
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A) hilarious admission that you'd do this for a popular leftist but not the openly corrupt centrist polling at like 12% when he's here governing instead of cavorting around Kazakhstan.

B) yeah I'm sure bringing the super charismatic mayor for televised hearings would go exactly how you want it to.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM