Dario
@megalodondada.bsky.social
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I don't have a real life.
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megalodondada.bsky.social
Lol no, one of them got pissed at some others and just leaked the whole thing
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primelikedeion.blacksky.app
"Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fucking breathing" - 50 Trump
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
megalodondada.bsky.social
Insofar as legitimate azure customers would pay actual money for that cloud compute I'm not sure that's right, but either way it's not like they're hurting for cash or have anything better to invest it in
megalodondada.bsky.social
At least the margins are great
megalodondada.bsky.social
Plus parts have become more affordable than ever
megalodondada.bsky.social
With very little lead!
megalodondada.bsky.social
Please just exercise enough to be healthy (in or out of the gym!) and leave these barely-regulated supplements alone
megalodondada.bsky.social
Explains a great deal about the gym bros tbh
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
megalodondada.bsky.social
The four men pictured below believe themselves to be part of the Superior Race
originalsp.in
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.

Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Peter Giunta, chair of the New York State Young Republicans Bobby Walker, vice chair of the New York State Young Republicans William Hendrix, communications assistant for Kansas’ Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach Sam Douglass, Vermont state senator
megalodondada.bsky.social
This retirement brought to you by the Draft Kings "retire your loss" promotion, when you make at least 99 qualifying bets Draft Kings will retire your biggest loss!
mford.bsky.social
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
megalodondada.bsky.social
Please don't go to Tokyo.
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creamcityjw.bsky.social
New slogan: "we halve the meats!"
culturecrave.co
Arby's is being sued for false advertising

Lawsuit alleges:

• Ads make the sandwiches appear to have 'at least 100% more meat' than they really do

• Made the meat look like rare roast beef when it is actually 'fully cooked'

Arby's lost its motion to dismiss the case
megalodondada.bsky.social
Yeah lol harmless mistake but you gotta admit that immediately say "oh my God I'm so sorry I didn't even think of that" and then just switch back. She really tried to go back and forth with folks
megalodondada.bsky.social
I'm deeply ambivalent to Google and think their naming conventions suck, but it makes sense that you can watch Youtube TV on your Google TV Streamer or your Chromecast With Google TV.

I think those names suck, but at least they're different names
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bmceuen.bsky.social
I think it is good to signal virtues to others around you
Norman Rockwell’s Freedom of Speech painting. In it, a clean shaven, dark-haired, white man in a blue gingham shirt and leather jacket with the two bottom snaps fastened is standing and talking at a town hall meeting. He has the town hall meeting minutes rolled up and in his left jacket pocket. There are several other people, all white, sitting around him, many of whom are looking at him as he’s speaking.

The painting has since become a meme to announce an opinion that is being presented as ironically controversial due to the context around it.
megalodondada.bsky.social
Brothers and sisters, please join me in blocking this account
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megalodondada.bsky.social
Oh my God is our fucking kicker hurt now?
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samthielman.com
working on my essay about how Ozymandias is actually the hero of Watchmen because he defeats destiny itself and secures his place in history permanently. Apparently there’s some poem I need to read but I’ll do that later
megalodondada.bsky.social
Come on man there's no way you think 8GB of RAM is enough to power a windows 11 PC. The web browser alone is using 120% of that
megalodondada.bsky.social
At least Eddy P is automatic
megalodondada.bsky.social
Did Bryan Danielson win an Olympic gold medal with a broken freaking neck????
megalodondada.bsky.social
My favorite is Rodney Dangerfield's: "There goes the neighborhood."