Pokemon Professor Connie (MAGFEST EDITION)
@mechanical-phoenix.bsky.social
Pokémon Professor, Engineer, amateur sewist. Constantly begging my guts to love me (or at least tolerate me). Opinions my own. (Banner by partner in shenanigans, @andykluthe.bsky.social )
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Art and Joy is resistance and no one can tell me otherwise.
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Idk who needs to hear this but apologizing for cheating in a very public, international setting is a form of manipulation
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Idk who needs to hear this but apologizing for cheating in a very public, international setting is a form of manipulation
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Make Art (1/4)
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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you know how it is
February 8, 2026 at 2:22 PM
you know how it is
Watching a commercial for my meds while at the kpot ayce gives me a huge sense of appreciation for modern medicine
February 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Watching a commercial for my meds while at the kpot ayce gives me a huge sense of appreciation for modern medicine
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Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Take 2 minutes of your time and watch "The Hyrule Fantasy", a lovely Zelda fan film by french animator Ousmane Cissé.
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...
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Disco for Justice ⚖
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Disco for Justice ⚖
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Cartoon: Be Kind. Bring Joy. Repeat. This quote from @alyankovic.bsky.social from the Stephen Colbert interview has been resonating this week. Giving serious thought to getting a text tattoo of it someday. I hope Al makes us official merch.
February 7, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Cartoon: Be Kind. Bring Joy. Repeat. This quote from @alyankovic.bsky.social from the Stephen Colbert interview has been resonating this week. Giving serious thought to getting a text tattoo of it someday. I hope Al makes us official merch.
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It's nice to see some real talent back on TV!
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It's nice to see some real talent back on TV!
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This is why they say never work with kids or dogs, but he rolls with it as well as any grown man could
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
This is why they say never work with kids or dogs, but he rolls with it as well as any grown man could
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Scientists put sharks in a tank with toys. They noticed that the sharks bite and push toys and deliberately swim in circles. But are they really playing?
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
February 6, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Scientists put sharks in a tank with toys. They noticed that the sharks bite and push toys and deliberately swim in circles. But are they really playing?
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
Experts: "It's hard to say and research is ongoing."
#marinelife #science #toys #play
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having identical reactions to people when they say they use chatgpt for something as when they say that they ate at jersey mike's or a subway... i'm not religious but you're aware you only have the one human soul, right. why are you feeding it into a paper shredder
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
having identical reactions to people when they say they use chatgpt for something as when they say that they ate at jersey mike's or a subway... i'm not religious but you're aware you only have the one human soul, right. why are you feeding it into a paper shredder
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BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
DHS has requested expedited deportation proceedings against family of Liam Conejo Ramos
The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
www.mprnews.org
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 AM
BREAKING: The federal government has filed a motion seeking to end asylum claims for the family of Liam Conejo Ramos, according to the lawyer representing the family.
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ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
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This is out now and very good! Please, more Muppets just doing a variety show!
Miss Piggy: Have you ever tried this one? HIYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 AM
This is out now and very good! Please, more Muppets just doing a variety show!
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That’s not true… he’s stood for sweeping homeless camps, and platforming bigots, and against trans rights. What do you mean?
As Newsom gears up for 2028, his record will be a problem — but only because he’s stood for nothing.
Gavin Newsom’s Biggest Problem Is Gavin Newsom
California Gov. Gavin Newsom keeps being pulled further to the right even before he’s running — which is a real problem for a presidential run.
interc.pt
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
That’s not true… he’s stood for sweeping homeless camps, and platforming bigots, and against trans rights. What do you mean?
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Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests
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🎶 Daunse thy cares awaye
Dispatch thyne woes to othir dayes
Make lute and drums to playe
Yn the court of Fraggle Rocke 🎶
Dispatch thyne woes to othir dayes
Make lute and drums to playe
Yn the court of Fraggle Rocke 🎶
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
🎶 Daunse thy cares awaye
Dispatch thyne woes to othir dayes
Make lute and drums to playe
Yn the court of Fraggle Rocke 🎶
Dispatch thyne woes to othir dayes
Make lute and drums to playe
Yn the court of Fraggle Rocke 🎶
New Years Resolutions never really get made until February, and I’ll be honest, I blame the cheese coma I live in from the 24th-3rd and the immediate MAGFEST scramble
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
New Years Resolutions never really get made until February, and I’ll be honest, I blame the cheese coma I live in from the 24th-3rd and the immediate MAGFEST scramble
Sometimes I’m on a call with an international colleague and they open up the convo with a “heyyy buddy…”(much like you would when you open the cage of a depressed hamster)
February 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Sometimes I’m on a call with an international colleague and they open up the convo with a “heyyy buddy…”(much like you would when you open the cage of a depressed hamster)
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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