Mayor Deacon
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I have a wonderful shitpost that this margin is too narrow to contain
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New niche meme format for our chaotic times.
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
New niche meme format for our chaotic times.
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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(me after studying the blade) it appears to be a blade
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
(me after studying the blade) it appears to be a blade
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Out of $678 million raised by institutional Dem "churn and burn" fundraising campaigns, less than $11 million actually got delivered to Dem candidates. A whopping $282 million went into consultants' pockets. It's not just money being wasted: it's trust.
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
data4democracy.substack.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Out of $678 million raised by institutional Dem "churn and burn" fundraising campaigns, less than $11 million actually got delivered to Dem candidates. A whopping $282 million went into consultants' pockets. It's not just money being wasted: it's trust.
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
data4democracy.substack.com/p/the-mother...
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looks like i'm emperor now. lmao
this eunuch at work just handed me a bag of money and told me to spread it around to buy votes for his guy in the election for emperor coming up. i'll spread it around alright. he'll see. lol
April 16, 2024 at 7:51 PM
looks like i'm emperor now. lmao
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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how the mainstream media genuinely seems to have understood the Biden years:
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
how the mainstream media genuinely seems to have understood the Biden years:
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Seems like a great moment to share this again
January 16, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Seems like a great moment to share this again
I am glad to announce the safety features work. At the construction site next door, where they work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, I am aware whenever a vehicle is moving.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I am glad to announce the safety features work. At the construction site next door, where they work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, I am aware whenever a vehicle is moving.
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
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the national guard is not a free anti-federal government win button. in fact it is an Insurrection Act and/or civil war button. if you press that button you better know what comes next. that would be not just the national guard or ICE or FBI, but the actual military, authorized to kill.
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 AM
the national guard is not a free anti-federal government win button. in fact it is an Insurrection Act and/or civil war button. if you press that button you better know what comes next. that would be not just the national guard or ICE or FBI, but the actual military, authorized to kill.
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
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wordcel ∩ shape rotating = linear algebra
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
wordcel ∩ shape rotating = linear algebra
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
I intend to read this as pigs have been (successfully?) using WWII military strategies against us for 50,000 years. Do not correct me, thank you.
Pigs have been island-hopping for 50,000 years 🐷
www.popsci.com/environment/...
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Pigs have been island hopping for 50,000 years
With human help, the mammals can defy 'the world’s most fundamental natural boundaries.'
www.popsci.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I intend to read this as pigs have been (successfully?) using WWII military strategies against us for 50,000 years. Do not correct me, thank you.
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Still laughing that this whole thing is based on a word they just made up and nobody outside of DC has ever used.
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Still laughing that this whole thing is based on a word they just made up and nobody outside of DC has ever used.
I appreciate how the extended media for Legends of the Galactic Heroes depicts the second, third, and fourth battles of Tiamat; all of which are significant while simultaneously inconsequential to the main action of the series. It rules that they can just number them off like that tbh.
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I appreciate how the extended media for Legends of the Galactic Heroes depicts the second, third, and fourth battles of Tiamat; all of which are significant while simultaneously inconsequential to the main action of the series. It rules that they can just number them off like that tbh.