Michael Cruickshank
@cruickshank.bsky.social
Geospatial analyst, OSINT investigator, and journalist. Investigating the intersection of climate resilience and human systems, and sometimes writing fiction. From 🇦🇺, now in 🇪🇺.
📍Berlin, Germany
https://www.michaelcruickshank.me/
📍Berlin, Germany
https://www.michaelcruickshank.me/
I figured it out. It wasn't Atlanteans, or whatever Graham Hancock is on. The Piri Reis map was just in this deranged South Pole Azimuthal coordinate reference system.
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I figured it out. It wasn't Atlanteans, or whatever Graham Hancock is on. The Piri Reis map was just in this deranged South Pole Azimuthal coordinate reference system.
I'll never be able to unsee the fact that Paul Kagame looks exactly the same as Friedrich Merz with more melanin.
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I'll never be able to unsee the fact that Paul Kagame looks exactly the same as Friedrich Merz with more melanin.
The most fake thing about this is the Orbanist propagandist thinking Germans have national flags just lying around their apartments to use as blankets.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The most fake thing about this is the Orbanist propagandist thinking Germans have national flags just lying around their apartments to use as blankets.
Reposted by Michael Cruickshank
I mean, arguably, FIFA has done more for world peace than Alfred Nobel. Harder to grift from public coffers during wartime.
Also Umbrella Corporation wants its trophy back.
Also Umbrella Corporation wants its trophy back.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I mean, arguably, FIFA has done more for world peace than Alfred Nobel. Harder to grift from public coffers during wartime.
Also Umbrella Corporation wants its trophy back.
Also Umbrella Corporation wants its trophy back.
Good thread on the US NSS.
The short of it is, in my opinion, this: The United States is announcing in clear & plain language that it is an adversary of liberal democracy, and the current political order in the EU. We should believe them and break with the politics of appeasement towards the USA.
The short of it is, in my opinion, this: The United States is announcing in clear & plain language that it is an adversary of liberal democracy, and the current political order in the EU. We should believe them and break with the politics of appeasement towards the USA.
A few thoughts on the new US national security strategy that was released today.
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www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
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www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Good thread on the US NSS.
The short of it is, in my opinion, this: The United States is announcing in clear & plain language that it is an adversary of liberal democracy, and the current political order in the EU. We should believe them and break with the politics of appeasement towards the USA.
The short of it is, in my opinion, this: The United States is announcing in clear & plain language that it is an adversary of liberal democracy, and the current political order in the EU. We should believe them and break with the politics of appeasement towards the USA.
Strange story from my home country - 6 Chinese nationals got arrested after arriving by boat at basically the most remote part of the country. Unclear if they are refugees or spies.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Chinese nationals discovered in remote WA as ABF launch investigation
A group of six Chinese nationals are detained by authorities after two of their group were found in WA's remote Kalumburu community by an off-duty police officer.
www.abc.net.au
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Strange story from my home country - 6 Chinese nationals got arrested after arriving by boat at basically the most remote part of the country. Unclear if they are refugees or spies.
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
Anyone heard anything about what this could be about?
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Anyone heard anything about what this could be about?
Albo is actually working class though, whereas Kevvo failed miserably at trying to talk like a bogan.
admittedly it's been years and nobody has figured out that the Australian PM is just the former Australian PM in slightly different glasses
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Albo is actually working class though, whereas Kevvo failed miserably at trying to talk like a bogan.
What’s the over/under on how long a Baneblade tank would survive on a modern battlefield?
November 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What’s the over/under on how long a Baneblade tank would survive on a modern battlefield?
Odd question someone might be able to help me with: Does the Soyuz capsule have a whipple shield, and if hypothetically it was shot at, say in a museum, would it stop a bullet?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Odd question someone might be able to help me with: Does the Soyuz capsule have a whipple shield, and if hypothetically it was shot at, say in a museum, would it stop a bullet?
I love the smell of unsymmetrical dimethyl hydrazine in the morning
Detailed video of the failed launch of a Russian missile, likely a UR-100N, from the Yasny launch site near Orenburg.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I love the smell of unsymmetrical dimethyl hydrazine in the morning
I thought for a second that the ESA's budget was now higher than that of NASA, until I realised it was a three-year budget. Still, a very welcome move for European space sovereignty.
www.esa.int/About_Us/Cor...
www.esa.int/About_Us/Cor...
ESA Member States commit to largest contributions at Ministerial
The largest contributions in the history of the European Space Agency, €22.1 bn, have been approved at its Council meeting at Ministerial level in Bremen, ...
www.esa.int
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I thought for a second that the ESA's budget was now higher than that of NASA, until I realised it was a three-year budget. Still, a very welcome move for European space sovereignty.
www.esa.int/About_Us/Cor...
www.esa.int/About_Us/Cor...
I can't be the only one who grew up thinking that Tiramisu was a Japanese dish, can I?
(In my defence, I was raised in Queensland, which is beyond the event horizon of sophisticated culture)
(In my defence, I was raised in Queensland, which is beyond the event horizon of sophisticated culture)
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I can't be the only one who grew up thinking that Tiramisu was a Japanese dish, can I?
(In my defence, I was raised in Queensland, which is beyond the event horizon of sophisticated culture)
(In my defence, I was raised in Queensland, which is beyond the event horizon of sophisticated culture)
With the ceasefire in Gaza fraying, I did a quick and dirty land cover classification of the area, showing the areas of complete devastation and refugee tent camps.
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
With the ceasefire in Gaza fraying, I did a quick and dirty land cover classification of the area, showing the areas of complete devastation and refugee tent camps.
If European leaders accept this deal, rather than make a counteroffer to Zelensky in the event that the US pulls support, they also need to be honest to their publics that the next war will be fought within EU borders.
I'm not a big fan of the Munich analogy, but this is real Munich stuff -- probably worse.
www.ft.com/content/f411...
www.ft.com/content/f411...
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
If European leaders accept this deal, rather than make a counteroffer to Zelensky in the event that the US pulls support, they also need to be honest to their publics that the next war will be fought within EU borders.
Looks to be a serious fire at the COP30 climate conference. If this was a movie, critics would decry the metaphor as too on-the-nose.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Looks to be a serious fire at the COP30 climate conference. If this was a movie, critics would decry the metaphor as too on-the-nose.
I'm getting better with the frost effects
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm getting better with the frost effects
I'll give you a hint. This is in France. Which should narrow the search down to *checks notes* all continents on Earth.
Geolocation Challenge (Nightmare Difficulty): Where on Earth is this dam?
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'll give you a hint. This is in France. Which should narrow the search down to *checks notes* all continents on Earth.
Geolocation Challenge (Nightmare Difficulty): Where on Earth is this dam?
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Geolocation Challenge (Nightmare Difficulty): Where on Earth is this dam?
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
If you can find it, I will be legit impressed.
One of my favourite dinner party stories is the fact that there is a random temple in Southern India with at least $22bn in gold and precious gems chilling in its vaults. It's technically owned by the state, but no one will touch it because of local superstitions.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
One of my favourite dinner party stories is the fact that there is a random temple in Southern India with at least $22bn in gold and precious gems chilling in its vaults. It's technically owned by the state, but no one will touch it because of local superstitions.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
This is really cool - someone made a historically accurate interactive 3D map of pre-conquest Tenochtitlan.
retratodetenochtitlan.mx
retratodetenochtitlan.mx
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is really cool - someone made a historically accurate interactive 3D map of pre-conquest Tenochtitlan.
retratodetenochtitlan.mx
retratodetenochtitlan.mx
Reposted by Michael Cruickshank
Map of radio frequency interference mapped from space (via SMAP) overlaid with GPSJAM data.
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Map of radio frequency interference mapped from space (via SMAP) overlaid with GPSJAM data.
Had a lot of feedback that it was hard to keep track of all the characters and groups in my novel, so I finally got around to adding a glossary. Also, formalised the grammar of the devolved pseudo-Slavic spoken in the setting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Had a lot of feedback that it was hard to keep track of all the characters and groups in my novel, so I finally got around to adding a glossary. Also, formalised the grammar of the devolved pseudo-Slavic spoken in the setting.
Looks like he has officially killed more people than Von Braun.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Looks like he has officially killed more people than Von Braun.