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Matt Ficke
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Handyman

DC, he/him
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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always remember: Terry Pratchett said trans rights

this book was written in 1996 by a 48 year old British man and no cis person in 2025 has a single goddamn excuse to behave differently
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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“And I just say, ‘You know, it’s hard for me to care about Riley Gaines tying for fifth when my swim coach is accused of raping my teammates.”
An incident in a locker room has always been key to Riley Gaines’ anti-trans fame.

But @msjpauly.bsky.social spoke to swimmers who were present at the same 2022 meet. They shared a very different narrative.
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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And like... this is the shit that never gets accounted for in tenure applications for women. How many times you were trying to have men treat you as colleagues with ideas and they were not serious about anything except trying to fuck your body.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Dubai
My question is who is doing all the Epsteining for these powerful wealthy men now?
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Y’all wanna hear a wild story? Charlie is right — this medley Prince made 30 years ago, blending many of his greatest hits & fan favorites into an extended mashup, is one of the most fun “only Prince could do this” things he made in the 90s. BUT: he told us he was gonna do it. In an AOL chat room…
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The ideal gambling venue should look and smell like the worst decision you've ever made in your life. I support one single exception to the indoor smoking ban in NY for this purpose. RETVRN.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The album art is perfect
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s a little ironic that you also say “I do” at your divorce hearing when they swear you in.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
~Every ash tree in the country will be dead within the next couple decades because of the emerald ash borer. 75% of the ash trees in the DC area are already gone.
between this and the FSO Safer (another ship at serious risk of exploding) I’m convinced every field has its “yeah, this is the problem that keeps me up at night” and I’m on a quest to learn about all of them
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Need a museum curator bold enough to show this in its appropriate context
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“but he died. ? !”
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Called it
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Called it
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
And it’s not just making a good latte, it’s doing it 300 times in a row on a Sunday farmers market day with a line down the block and no air conditioning. I loved the job, but it was not easy.
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Never Forget
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The worst way to learn the next day is a federal holiday is from the person you’re counting on to care for your kids at the end of the day.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Predator Badlands understands that the secret to a good Predator movie is 70 minutes of toxic masculinity and 30 minutes of "toxic masculinity has failed, time to build elaborate booby traps."
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Agreed, but related to this: SCOTUS, Congress, and the president should all be paid dramatically more than they are now. It would not be unreasonable to pay them like the college football coaching staff at a public university: say $10M/yr for the president, $1.5M/yr for SCOTUS, $750k/yr for Congress
One of my Supreme Court reform takes is they should be completely barred from taking any outside income (incl. publishing deals) and it should be particularly frowned upon, normatively, to be writing books. Memoirs are for writing after you retire, not five years into a lifetime appointment.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 2
CNN obtained access to Barrett's memoir, in which the justice also takes on religious bias and details her decision-making process, revealing that her chambers once celebrated with champagne when other justices joined a "particularly tricky" opinion of hers. https://cnn.it/45YXtwV
September 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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To be noted: right now there are states where app-based sports gambling doesn’t exist, like WA. We still get all the ads during the national broadcasts, but we can’t download or use the apps. I would love to see data about foreclosure rates and Gen Z and Alpha debt-to-income ratios vs gambling laws.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dead
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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whether your response to your group house being profiled in the national news is 'sure, that makes sense' or 'well that was fucking weird' turns out to be a key inflection point in life
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM