Matricronia
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Possibly the biggest waste of hydrocarbons since fossil fuels. She/They, very stupid, extremely autistic and probably loves obscure microcontrollers more than people. Also following you on fedi if I can find it.
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Matricronia
@matricronia.neocities.org
· May 21
??=include<stdio.h>
int main(void) {
printf("Hello, world!\n");
return 0;
}
int main(void) {
printf("Hello, world!\n");
return 0;
}
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WE JUST HIT OUR 4TH STRETCH GOAL 🥳
We now have the funds to hire an additional animator! We will announce who it is soon after the campaign is over :)
Now we're probably not going to hit the next goal, but know that any amount we get past 145K will of course result in us getting paid more!
We now have the funds to hire an additional animator! We will announce who it is soon after the campaign is over :)
Now we're probably not going to hit the next goal, but know that any amount we get past 145K will of course result in us getting paid more!
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
WE JUST HIT OUR 4TH STRETCH GOAL 🥳
We now have the funds to hire an additional animator! We will announce who it is soon after the campaign is over :)
Now we're probably not going to hit the next goal, but know that any amount we get past 145K will of course result in us getting paid more!
We now have the funds to hire an additional animator! We will announce who it is soon after the campaign is over :)
Now we're probably not going to hit the next goal, but know that any amount we get past 145K will of course result in us getting paid more!
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
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If anyone is curious about the current list of search terms being used by right wing activist organizations to harass university professors, here's a public records request I received today from Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundation. Not intimidating or meant to curtail by my speech at all, right?
August 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If anyone is curious about the current list of search terms being used by right wing activist organizations to harass university professors, here's a public records request I received today from Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundation. Not intimidating or meant to curtail by my speech at all, right?
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I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984
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cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cloudflare's on-duty IT staff bangs on the doors which I have padlocked from the inside as I calmly break open lava lamp after lava lamp and drink the contents
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
whats up my fellow gamers
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this is the Sun Sylveon. repost now or she steals your SPARCstation
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
this is the Sun Sylveon. repost now or she steals your SPARCstation
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
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as a condition of funding, we were asked to affirm that we wouldn’t undertake any diversity, equity, and inclusion work, whether or not we used the government funds to do so. The PSF simply couldn’t agree to that statement,
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
as a condition of funding, we were asked to affirm that we wouldn’t undertake any diversity, equity, and inclusion work, whether or not we used the government funds to do so. The PSF simply couldn’t agree to that statement,
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PSA for everyone going to protests
June 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
PSA for everyone going to protests
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.
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it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
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I will never not repost this
(Sound on for maximum effect)
(Sound on for maximum effect)
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I will never not repost this
(Sound on for maximum effect)
(Sound on for maximum effect)
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Quake + Peggle = Queggle
April 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Quake + Peggle = Queggle
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“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
September 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
Do you remember?
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Do you remember?
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Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
September 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.
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Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
September 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology
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In Metal Gear Solid (1998), when fighting the Hind D helicopter, you're advised to keep track of its location by listening to the stereo panning. But if you've set "Sound" to "Monaural" in the Options menu, you get this exclusive addition. . .
September 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In Metal Gear Solid (1998), when fighting the Hind D helicopter, you're advised to keep track of its location by listening to the stereo panning. But if you've set "Sound" to "Monaural" in the Options menu, you get this exclusive addition. . .