Adequate Blue Heron
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He/Him. Mixdeded. Casts Shade at will. Master of Dungeons.
I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice
I am the petty guardian who shitposts for love and for justice
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Boy, you must be a Japanese mushroom because that was a shit take.
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This week's comic: Off With Their Heads foxtrot.com/2025/12/21/o...
December 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This week's comic: Off With Their Heads foxtrot.com/2025/12/21/o...
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New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
New Children’s Book ‘Good Afternoon Moon’ Celebrates Seattle’s Painfully Early Sunsets: tinyurl.com/yrze7kp8
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Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower
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hello please help me decide which version is funnier.
Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
hello please help me decide which version is funnier.
Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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On this day: Avatar became the highest grossing film ever
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
On this day: Avatar became the highest grossing film ever
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so I guess our local schools are using Duolingo to supplement language learning; the kids have to log so many minutes a day on the app, but it doesn’t show the teachers which language and so one of the teens just told me she’s level 22 in American English, I’m dying
December 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
so I guess our local schools are using Duolingo to supplement language learning; the kids have to log so many minutes a day on the app, but it doesn’t show the teachers which language and so one of the teens just told me she’s level 22 in American English, I’m dying
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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a lot of AI advocates are this red guy
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
a lot of AI advocates are this red guy
In the Midsomer Murders part of my brain Chelmsford absolutely happened to punctuate something sassy said by or to a vicar.
Carlisle burned most of the way, but not completely, down in 1292.
Southwell Minster took a lightning strike in 1711 that destroyed the entire roof.
Chelmsford’s nave fell down in 1800, somewhat spontaneously.
Southwell Minster took a lightning strike in 1711 that destroyed the entire roof.
Chelmsford’s nave fell down in 1800, somewhat spontaneously.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In the Midsomer Murders part of my brain Chelmsford absolutely happened to punctuate something sassy said by or to a vicar.
I didn’t ask for it but I’m glad it’s around.
Absolutely nobody asked for this BUT
English Anglican cathedrals that have burned down, fallen over, and sank into the swamp: a thread.
English Anglican cathedrals that have burned down, fallen over, and sank into the swamp: a thread.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I didn’t ask for it but I’m glad it’s around.
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NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Naughty Dog Studio Orders Employee Overtime for ‘Intergalactic’
The Sony-owned gamemakers have been racing to hit a December deadline
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December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NEW: For the last seven weeks, Naughty Dog has enacted mandatory overtime for staff to finish an internal demo of their next game, Intergalactic. The game won't be out until 2027, leaving some staff wondering: If they're crunching now, what will next year be like? www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gosh I could use some more Dead Kennedys in my life.
(Referencing musical acts and CERTAINLY NOTHING ELSE)
(Referencing musical acts and CERTAINLY NOTHING ELSE)
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gosh I could use some more Dead Kennedys in my life.
(Referencing musical acts and CERTAINLY NOTHING ELSE)
(Referencing musical acts and CERTAINLY NOTHING ELSE)
This is so cool
Manhole covers: each town within Japan’s prefectures has its own unique cover
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is so cool
Pilgor!
There’s a goat running around the neighborhood loose
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pilgor!
Quote with your model of masculinity.
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Quote with your model of masculinity.
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Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????
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I see posts cc-ing Newsom on this with the hope of shaming him. But Gavs will actually LOVE this endorsement. Bipartisanship that’s 100% rightwing? Man, that’s his sweet spot. He’s gonna celebrate with extra hair gel tonight!
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I see posts cc-ing Newsom on this with the hope of shaming him. But Gavs will actually LOVE this endorsement. Bipartisanship that’s 100% rightwing? Man, that’s his sweet spot. He’s gonna celebrate with extra hair gel tonight!
HO HO HO I WORK IN A PRINT SHOP NOW.
Goodbye recreational cannabis, and Washington’s draconian cannabis regulations
Hello 10-screen automatic press.
Goodbye recreational cannabis, and Washington’s draconian cannabis regulations
Hello 10-screen automatic press.
December 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
HO HO HO I WORK IN A PRINT SHOP NOW.
Goodbye recreational cannabis, and Washington’s draconian cannabis regulations
Hello 10-screen automatic press.
Goodbye recreational cannabis, and Washington’s draconian cannabis regulations
Hello 10-screen automatic press.
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Cat sculpture by French twin sculptors Jan and Joël Martel, posed next to a cat, possibly the model for the statuette, 1926.
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Cat sculpture by French twin sculptors Jan and Joël Martel, posed next to a cat, possibly the model for the statuette, 1926.
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For the record, this is still true.
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
For the record, this is still true.
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When 97% is 'no clear consensus', and 52% is 'the will of the people', it's time to face facts that Governments do what Governments want to do regardless of what their people actually want.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
When 97% is 'no clear consensus', and 52% is 'the will of the people', it's time to face facts that Governments do what Governments want to do regardless of what their people actually want.