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MashymreMelo
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He/Him. Teacher, gundam fan, trying to read enough books until I go mad.
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The last few days did not move the main story forward AT ALL. It's just a guy eating little treats and doing nothing. And so many plot holes. He says, "no more little treats," and then he's eating another little treat in literally the next scene.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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(at the checkout) excuse me, i hope this feedback isn't unwelcome, it's just that ive notices you're implicitly following a far-from-optimal algorithm for packing the grocery bag. beyond the inefficient use of space, you seem not to be accounting at all for the material properties of the items,
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We must crush the teachers unions
This one was such fun… so I am sharing
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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ive done more research and have decided to stop being grumpy. the heated rivalry show is going to kickstart woke 2. this is the match that lit the powder keg. the culture is going to be yaoi as far as the eye can see for decades.
oh heated rivalry this heated rivalry that how about a little RESPECT for the original yuri on ice !!!!
December 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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the whole AI panic is a grim reminder that nobody actually understands what humans care about: control of other humans. We are willing to pay for stuff that is crafted by other humans because we are animals in a social hierarchy. markets formalize and abstract this but it's what drives them.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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You ever feel like you’re just getting left behind because everything you’ve ever been trained in or been good at, it either doesn’t exist or isn’t how we do things anymore?
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Trump is like when Mr. Burns from the simpsons has every disease but in his case it's every greek myth that's meant to teach you a lesson
December 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Maybe the problem with young men is they've all stopped shitting
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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joining the great machine consciousness
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
To waters unknown!
December 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hell yeah brotha
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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From the Barnard college newspaper in 1935:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lawyer brained loser can’t help but try and explain how the trans professor was asking for it. Fuck off dude you’re not even getting paid for this horse shit.
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Everyone is a toddler” theory c.250 BCE
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Comrade Mamdani surveys the local petty bourgeois for kulak counterrevolutionary behavior
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.

Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM