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this place is not a place of honor
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A heartfelt plea for help: Our tent is flooded, and we are suffering from the bitter cold. My kids are homeless, without a tent. We are slowly dying from the wind and rain. We urgently need your donations to buy a tent for $150. Help us
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December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol

We’ve been saying that since day one
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
find you someone who wants you as bad as i want to execute this shingles vax battleplan before an unhinged cultist in a suit takes it away by the time i'm eligible.
Pro tip I accidentally discovered: Get the shots late morning and clear your schedule for the evening.

When you start to feel like a truck is barreling into your face in slow motion, around 9pm or so, go to bed.

Did this with both Shingles shots and it was fine. Don’t skip the vax!
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i'm so sick and tired of having our lives interrupted by mass shootings.
We are aware of a reported shooting at Kentucky State University in Frankfort. At this time, we are aware of some injuries. We will share more information as available. Law enforcement are on scene, and a suspect has been arrested. Let’s pray for all those affected.
December 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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the reliable convergence of all my enemies is kinda comforting, in a strange way.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Folks, Omar’s tent burned down. There’s a huge storm on the way. Please help this family if you’re at all able.

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December 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
you will never find a group of more clueless, thoughtless, naive fucks than bipartisan Dems teeing up their nazi coworkers for more genocidal efforts because a donor implied they would yell at them.
good work everyone thank you for restarting the government this is much better
www.finance.senate.gov/imo/media/do...
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Wish I were that stick of dynamite.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
as someone who does jigsaws this is both the most loving and most infuriating thing i could think of.
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Getting ready for 2026 like
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
here i was just saying how missed being hype for a NY election i have no business following
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10

*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
haha i really called my own shot here
Bluesky will manifest as a series of suspensions viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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How to tell when your child is ready to learn about proton decay?
6 year old asked “does space have a end?” right before bed and I watched my wife have an existential crisis
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Shoutout to deathgenerator.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
JARBS logging into Rivals voice chat and choosing violence
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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frankenstein was sentenced to life by electric chair
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
dance like nobody's squatchin
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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*ahem*
me n whom
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Tapping the sign
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
i’m back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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"all oppressed people have a right to violence"
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
good morning to the coziest christmas slasher
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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첫 눈이 온 밤, 서울.

First Snow, Seoul.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
sorry, she meant "not a lot of social media that we want you to see"
Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM