Mardoch
mardoch.bsky.social
Mardoch
@mardoch.bsky.social
Metalhead, developer, parent, gamer...the order of which is fluid...except for the metal. He/him/they, cis

@Gwunhar from twitter
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The woman the media is desperate to cast as a kinder, gentler Nazi, is spending her last month in Congress trying to imprison those who support trans kids.
Marjorie Taylor Greene horse traded her vote on the NDAA for a floor vote for a felony ban on gender affirming care for trans youth that would criminalize parents and doctors for providing evidence based lifesaving care for their children.
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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“Currently”
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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WOW. So this is obviously a huge violation of this man's rights, and it illustrates a few things we're seeing broadly:

- DHS officers are ignoring peoples' IDs and instead requiring screening through their own systems
- Confirms @404media.co's reports of use of DHS's facial recognition app.
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“

My guy

Those still happen

It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you

You ever wonder why that is
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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hot dog guy meme but also, who's giving the "third world click farm" its clicks champ? bsky.app/profile/hann...
Chris Rufo literally was a core figure in boosting a lie that Haitian immigrants in an Ohio town ate pets. He offered a bounty for “information” after the lie was repeatedly debunked.

Spare us the navel-gazing nonsense.
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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You are probably cursed for all eternity if you understand what this means.
Anti-semitism is the Folgers Coffee of fools.
This guy already told us his definition of meaningful sex and personally I'd prefer the slop.
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Two immigration officers after reading through 5 years of everybody's social media posts:
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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No, this is wrong, stop reposting this absurd and miscalculated meme.

It assumes Cratchit is working a 40 hour work week (he isn't) and that straight line inflation extrapolations over centuries are valid (they're not) and fails to understand both Victorian class and household finance.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Yup, they got the sanctioned tanker. THANK GOD, I was legit worried he just ordered the US Navy to commit actual piracy. Lololol. This is 100% defensible, even tho a lot of people are gonna really hate hearing that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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New from me! An in-depth look at access to The Game Awards, from seat fillers to major studios.
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i'm two albums and one EP into checking out coldrain and i regret not making myself get around to it sooner. i fucking love everything they're doing. there's just enough pop sauce on top of the metal to make everything feel super smooth and polished and boppy. it's really tickling my brain right now
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
torn between laughing at and feeling deeply sorry for this individual

probably should do both in turn tbh
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Amidst accumulating governmental rot in Western society, the slow but steady spoolup of fascism, and a culture of indifference to mass death, people in the 1920s invented "absurdism" (the flip-face of existentialism) as an artistic weapon and way of describing reality in a world that resisted truth.
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"

But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"

Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this is the most wholesome dad energy i've ever seen in a political announcement. hell yeah, dude.

i'm not in your district but i hope you get the seat
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
Amelia Bedilia was RIGHT rich folks DO want things done strangely
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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the American Neue Fascist font, a modified version of Wingdings consisting only of hamburgers and swastikas, is a runaway hit
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Anyone who goes to this willingly should be publicly and eternally mocked, derided, and called out for being human rights abuse enabling cowards
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Trump is putting the public’s health at risk— vaccine preventable diseases should remain prevented.
The Save America Movement’s Science & Health Committee, led by Dr. Angela Rasmussen, unites experts from Johns Hopkins, Harvard, Yale & more to expose how Trump’s plan to rewrite the childhood vaccine schedule endangers families and public health. Watch here: www.youtube.com/shorts/4wnNy...
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me

CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This is our current reality in LA, DC, Chicago, and other cities across the US.

Fascism is here. It just might not have affect you yet.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Ryan Coogler explains why he declined the invitation to join the Academy www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/m...
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Democrats massively failing the "any power you give the federal government, imagine what the Trump administration would use it for" test over and over and over again
Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM