Citizen Carabas
@maistrechat.bsky.social
Gendervague neurogoblin.
I like stuff.
I like stuff.
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the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns
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Jared Leto es como la IAgen: es un asco, a nadie le gusta, pero nos la intentan colar en todas partes.
January 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Jared Leto es como la IAgen: es un asco, a nadie le gusta, pero nos la intentan colar en todas partes.
The Return of the King with Big Naturals
So I Married An Axe Murderer With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The Return of the King with Big Naturals
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And— literally, no shit, not a joke— *Everybody Clapped*.
On THE VIEW.
One of the normiest, most Pulse Of The Nation daytime TV shows there is.
Holy shit.
On THE VIEW.
One of the normiest, most Pulse Of The Nation daytime TV shows there is.
Holy shit.
You cannot overstate how startling it is to see a politician just say the thing with clarity and poise. No fearful hemming. No overwrought qualifying down til it’s meaningless. No lingering sense that there is a loyalty to a donor class or an ideology of stasis that they’d never admit to.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 AM
And— literally, no shit, not a joke— *Everybody Clapped*.
On THE VIEW.
One of the normiest, most Pulse Of The Nation daytime TV shows there is.
Holy shit.
On THE VIEW.
One of the normiest, most Pulse Of The Nation daytime TV shows there is.
Holy shit.
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My queer space opera about the tight knit #NeoG Interceptor crew Zuma's Ghost, unexpectedly emotional, filled with sass, surprise sports, and a dream of a better world.
oldfirehousebooks.com/book/9780062...
oldfirehousebooks.com/book/9780062...
January 21, 2026 at 12:41 PM
My queer space opera about the tight knit #NeoG Interceptor crew Zuma's Ghost, unexpectedly emotional, filled with sass, surprise sports, and a dream of a better world.
oldfirehousebooks.com/book/9780062...
oldfirehousebooks.com/book/9780062...
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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For #TolkienTrewsday theme of "mirror", I saw every scene of gift-giving as a mirror that reflects the journey and trait of the receiver, like the Phial of Galadriel for Frodo or soil and seed for Sam.
My favorite? Bilbo's gifts for relatives that reflect their annoying habits.
#TolkienTuesday
My favorite? Bilbo's gifts for relatives that reflect their annoying habits.
#TolkienTuesday
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 PM
For #TolkienTrewsday theme of "mirror", I saw every scene of gift-giving as a mirror that reflects the journey and trait of the receiver, like the Phial of Galadriel for Frodo or soil and seed for Sam.
My favorite? Bilbo's gifts for relatives that reflect their annoying habits.
#TolkienTuesday
My favorite? Bilbo's gifts for relatives that reflect their annoying habits.
#TolkienTuesday
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Deciding "Santorum" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been killed by your vegan boyfriends and it SHOWS.
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Deciding "Santorum" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been killed by your vegan boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
what the hell is this revisionist nonsense? This *did not happen*—except in the minds of the far-right. You're buying their bad faith bullshit. MAGA called for and now is building a white ethnostate b/c *they are white nationalists*. That's what they do. FFS
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Referring to Nightcrawler Xmen but also applies to eg Gollum.
Nothing more Catholic than being a little guy/freak.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Referring to Nightcrawler Xmen but also applies to eg Gollum.
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Dicho esto: leed a Ursula K. Leguin. "La mano izquierda de la oscuridad" es una obra maestra de la ciencia ficción, de la literatura queer y del feminismo. Por eso quieren censurarla.
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Dicho esto: leed a Ursula K. Leguin. "La mano izquierda de la oscuridad" es una obra maestra de la ciencia ficción, de la literatura queer y del feminismo. Por eso quieren censurarla.
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WHAT THE FUCK?! A self-feeding pillow?!?! How the fuck did something like this even make it past the ideation phase, let alone to design, manufacturing, and the marketplace?
A society in which this could have ever be conceived of as fulfilling an unmet need, let along purchased, is a sick society.
A society in which this could have ever be conceived of as fulfilling an unmet need, let along purchased, is a sick society.
Greatale Recalls Self-Feeding Pillows Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Aspiration and Suffocation
Consumers should immediately stop using the recalled self-feeding pillows and contact Greatale for a full refund. Consumers will be instructed to cut the self-feeding pillow with scissors and submit a...
www.cpsc.gov
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?! A self-feeding pillow?!?! How the fuck did something like this even make it past the ideation phase, let alone to design, manufacturing, and the marketplace?
A society in which this could have ever be conceived of as fulfilling an unmet need, let along purchased, is a sick society.
A society in which this could have ever be conceived of as fulfilling an unmet need, let along purchased, is a sick society.
Persona 3
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Persona 3
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You don't know this, but in the original Battletech lore, people used to dress like this all the time because mechs were canonically prone to getting very hot inside.
So everyone was scantily clad and sweaty and sexy in the original universe.
It was so horny.
@duchess-van-hoof.bsky.social
So everyone was scantily clad and sweaty and sexy in the original universe.
It was so horny.
@duchess-van-hoof.bsky.social
Original Appearance Bimbo Natasha Kerensky Can't Hurt You
She's Not Real!
She's Not Real!
May 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You don't know this, but in the original Battletech lore, people used to dress like this all the time because mechs were canonically prone to getting very hot inside.
So everyone was scantily clad and sweaty and sexy in the original universe.
It was so horny.
@duchess-van-hoof.bsky.social
So everyone was scantily clad and sweaty and sexy in the original universe.
It was so horny.
@duchess-van-hoof.bsky.social
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Sunzi's The Art of War is not a general-purpose book on life, it is a guide on how to have your princeling failson of a general fail less hard at a very specific, time and context sensitive, kind of war.
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Sunzi's The Art of War is not a general-purpose book on life, it is a guide on how to have your princeling failson of a general fail less hard at a very specific, time and context sensitive, kind of war.
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We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
We have an update on Charlie’s newfound love of printing.
Appropriate juxtaposition.
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Appropriate juxtaposition.
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And then DON'T make videos about it on stationery youtube.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
Also, some of y’all would benefit from journaling. A great many of y’all, actually.
But that’s neither here nor there.
But that’s neither here nor there.
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 AM
And then DON'T make videos about it on stationery youtube.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
I kinda get it. I have a cool ink collection too but.
Secrets. Secrets are good.
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Another strength of The Dispossessed is that Le Guin asks “what if the folks in the anarchist commune are sometimes annoying and kinda suck”
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Another strength of The Dispossessed is that Le Guin asks “what if the folks in the anarchist commune are sometimes annoying and kinda suck”
Restarted Supernatural and I always forget how truly heinous episode 2 is
January 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Restarted Supernatural and I always forget how truly heinous episode 2 is
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i am pro lynx and it is entirely based on emotion and the joy of Large Kitty and you cannot present facts to stand in my way
Scots are being invited to have their say on the potential reintroduction of lynx to the Highlands 👇
Scots to consider reintroduction 'up to 250 lynx' to Highlands
www.thenational.scot
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 AM
i am pro lynx and it is entirely based on emotion and the joy of Large Kitty and you cannot present facts to stand in my way
I feel like Canopus is to Battletech as Beta Colony is to the Vorkosigan saga
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I feel like Canopus is to Battletech as Beta Colony is to the Vorkosigan saga
Hi I’m me
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Hi I’m me
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Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Q: What is a tabletop RPG?
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
A: A tabletop RPG is a sequence of imaginary rooms which are typically vexing in some way
If I learned one thing in 2025 it’s that I absolutely do own enough terrain for a 3x3 table and I can stop pining over the cost of more
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
If I learned one thing in 2025 it’s that I absolutely do own enough terrain for a 3x3 table and I can stop pining over the cost of more