machaggoose.bsky.social
@machaggoose.bsky.social
Just here to hang out.
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I think we’ve got better and more culturally-varied street food than I could have imagined, cool jackets galore, and drugs that make us think we’re really fast and strong before they kill us.
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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This week, the House votes on DHS funding.

I will not vote to give ICE a single cent.

No more blank checks for a rogue agency that operates above the law, escalates violence, and erodes our most basic freedoms.
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out how a small band of elites decided that acting as the global currency and primary military hegemon was gay and feminine coded
BREAKING: Europe may begin selling U.S. assets in response to a new conflict with the US, a move that could trigger a dollar collapse, per Bloomberg.
January 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Pretty willd how the DOJ just straight up stopped releasing the Epstein files even though they're legally obligated to do so.
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
@whipkclark.bsky.social Asking as a constituent in all seriousness: what the fuck is going on right now?
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.

Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️

"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)
August 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Don’t blame me, I just thought Donald Trump had decided to tell the truth for the first time in his life in his late 70s
August 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Furthest I've been

N: Winnipeg
S: St. John
E: Rome
W: Hiroshima
Furthest I've been

N: Reykjavik
S: Christchurch
E: Wellington
W: Honolulu
furthest i've been

N: Quebec City, Quebec
E: Paris, France
S: West Palm Beach, Florida
W: Venice Beach, California

i haven't been many places
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I think the thing a lot of people miss as they get older is they weren’t really that cool to begin with. If you’re worried about being cool you are definitionally not cool.
Teens & 20-somethings think 30-40 year olds are uncool? Wow this is a brand new phenomenon.
May 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Post a warning
March 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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-I am the kynge of franse, I spend ten groats on turnips and meat, five and twenty on cloathes, a thousand thousand gold on dead knights in the mudd, someone who is learned at mathematick help me, my kyngdom is dying!
January 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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bluesky moderation has a massive choice they can do here, this user is an active threat to people on this platform, he actively associates with people who’s entire existence is them harassing and doxxing people. he needs to go @jay.bsky.team
This should be grounds for account suspension. Jesse has explicitly white knighted for kiwi farms. These are exactly the kinds of people he associates with.

His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
December 12, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair.
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
November 24, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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So, tonight kind of sucks, my friend invited me to a big holiday part and the elevator gave me vertigo, I haven't been in a skyscraper for a while.

Plus everyone's drinking and I don't know anyone.
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 AM
@bakoon.bsky.social do you still have that video of dracula turning into a bat and someone grabbing the bat and blowing it apart with a revolver?
October 28, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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The thing about the internet is that it allowed all these otherwise separate and singular Ignatius J. Reillys to find each other and have audiences and competitions over who can be the Most Guy Like That
March 19, 2024 at 9:07 PM