Patrick Harrison
@m4nstr0s1ty.bsky.social
Trying really hard to do social media without drama here. I'm a father. I cook, write code, brew beer, and play video games if I have the time.
Computers suck, but it's our fault.
Computers suck, but it's our fault.
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To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To all the people offended that I used the term Boomer:
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
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The thing I miss the most is the time honored bi-partisan American tradition of shitting on whomever the sitting president is.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The thing I miss the most is the time honored bi-partisan American tradition of shitting on whomever the sitting president is.
I kind of like the FIFA Peace prize thing. It's like the Golden Raspberry awards or the Darwin awards but for geopolitics.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I kind of like the FIFA Peace prize thing. It's like the Golden Raspberry awards or the Darwin awards but for geopolitics.
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pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
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My opinion is that software that doesn't run on linux isn't worth your time because it won't respect you as a user
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My opinion is that software that doesn't run on linux isn't worth your time because it won't respect you as a user
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There are two kinds people…those who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
There are two kinds people…those who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.
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These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
These are from my garden. This is actually the pic for the label for one of the sauces I make. Strictly small time, local farmers markets and such. Not profitable so far, but it’s fun.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
You know I try to be good and take public transportation wherever I can, but it's so infuriating that all it takes to bring Houston Metro to its knees is a parade that's happening 2 days from now.
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
You know I try to be good and take public transportation wherever I can, but it's so infuriating that all it takes to bring Houston Metro to its knees is a parade that's happening 2 days from now.
Of course the turkey was white.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Of course the turkey was white.
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Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Wait, hold on a minute...
THERE we go.
THERE we go.
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Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Lasagna Is Ready: Your Ticket To The Boneyard and other helpful college tips
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The Trump/Mamdani meeting is a great test for pundits, amateur and professional alike, because anyone who says they saw that coming is lying, I'm so sorry. That's someone who can't admit they were wrong and needs the world to believe they can predict the future. Hard pass
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The Trump/Mamdani meeting is a great test for pundits, amateur and professional alike, because anyone who says they saw that coming is lying, I'm so sorry. That's someone who can't admit they were wrong and needs the world to believe they can predict the future. Hard pass
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hirsute Yourself
Hirsute Yourself
theonion.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hirsute Yourself
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Sir, if you are going to imply that people on Mastodon are weird and socially stunted and prone to communicating unsettling entitlement in inappropriate ways, I insist that you also include that they do not seem to know how punctuation works
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sir, if you are going to imply that people on Mastodon are weird and socially stunted and prone to communicating unsettling entitlement in inappropriate ways, I insist that you also include that they do not seem to know how punctuation works
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
Steam Frame looks like a win. Steam Controller 2 looks really great. Steam Machine... Well 2/3 ain't bad.
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Steam Frame looks like a win. Steam Controller 2 looks really great. Steam Machine... Well 2/3 ain't bad.
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You should all try out Godot godotengine.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You should all try out Godot godotengine.org
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Listen to more Nina Simone.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Listen to more Nina Simone.
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Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
October 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!
Sincerely,
Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
Friend of mine, in response to the Azure outage: "My conspiracy theory is each cloud provider is having NSA black box upgrades and needs the downtime. GCP is next."
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Friend of mine, in response to the Azure outage: "My conspiracy theory is each cloud provider is having NSA black box upgrades and needs the downtime. GCP is next."
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"One beer" is actually 32 ounces
October 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"One beer" is actually 32 ounces