Patrick Harrison
@m4nstr0s1ty.bsky.social
Trying really hard to do social media without drama here. I'm a father. I cook, write code, brew beer, and play video games if I have the time.
Computers suck, but it's our fault.
Computers suck, but it's our fault.
Every time someone tried to get me to use Postman I'd respond with "oh, you mean cURL!", and they'd be quiet.
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Every time someone tried to get me to use Postman I'd respond with "oh, you mean cURL!", and they'd be quiet.
Cooking, I love.
On everything else I'm with you 100%.
On everything else I'm with you 100%.
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cooking, I love.
On everything else I'm with you 100%.
On everything else I'm with you 100%.
I really like the big ESC key. REALLY like it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I really like the big ESC key. REALLY like it.
The whole point of this is to be in control of the AI model that people use to make decisions. It's not about "features", it's about controlling how information is delivered to users, and it always has been. All of the major AI players want this for the same reason.
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The whole point of this is to be in control of the AI model that people use to make decisions. It's not about "features", it's about controlling how information is delivered to users, and it always has been. All of the major AI players want this for the same reason.
Japanese battletank breadcrumbs are the best.
December 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Japanese battletank breadcrumbs are the best.
It's HARD to fry chicken without also eating it at the same time. Takes real discipline.
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's HARD to fry chicken without also eating it at the same time. Takes real discipline.
CPU was twice as fast.
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
CPU was twice as fast.
And some said Christian Bale's performance in American Psycho was over the top and unrealistic.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And some said Christian Bale's performance in American Psycho was over the top and unrealistic.
Nature is healing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nature is healing.
I liked when presidents had thicker skin.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I liked when presidents had thicker skin.
I had friends coming back from Afghanistan used to putting away 6000 Calories per day (and needing it!). They got fat fast lol.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I had friends coming back from Afghanistan used to putting away 6000 Calories per day (and needing it!). They got fat fast lol.
OMG yes. I bought one of those cast iron juice squeezers. My budget can barely handle my fruit juice addiction.
No, I don't save money squeezing my own juice. I just drink more juice.
No, I don't save money squeezing my own juice. I just drink more juice.
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
OMG yes. I bought one of those cast iron juice squeezers. My budget can barely handle my fruit juice addiction.
No, I don't save money squeezing my own juice. I just drink more juice.
No, I don't save money squeezing my own juice. I just drink more juice.
Well your blood sugar was high, that's for sure.
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well your blood sugar was high, that's for sure.
I fucks with apple juice, too. Fruit juice in general. It's a problem.
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I fucks with apple juice, too. Fruit juice in general. It's a problem.
And OJ isn't particularly healthy, either. People are all "VITAMIN C!" but actually lots of fruit juices are great at vitamin C and many are much healthier than OJ. OJ is just liquid candy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
And OJ isn't particularly healthy, either. People are all "VITAMIN C!" but actually lots of fruit juices are great at vitamin C and many are much healthier than OJ. OJ is just liquid candy.
See I have a different problem with orange juice. I'll pour myself a glass and take a sip before sitting down and then over half the glass is gone before I reach the table.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
See I have a different problem with orange juice. I'll pour myself a glass and take a sip before sitting down and then over half the glass is gone before I reach the table.
Trump and FIFA were meant for each other. A match made in the septic tank.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trump and FIFA were meant for each other. A match made in the septic tank.
Wait, wasn't he in Mortal Kombat...
He was! What a legend.
He was! What a legend.
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Wait, wasn't he in Mortal Kombat...
He was! What a legend.
He was! What a legend.
I'm gonna need my gay friends to explain this one to me. I'm feeling left out of a great joke, here.
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm gonna need my gay friends to explain this one to me. I'm feeling left out of a great joke, here.
Well... They can't make them and make money...
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well... They can't make them and make money...
Maybe 30 years ago.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Maybe 30 years ago.