🌸 eleanor 🌸
@luminoustico.bsky.social
brb, i'm in a love-hate relationship with my own writing
Pinned
🌸 eleanor 🌸
@luminoustico.bsky.social
· May 24
Me, with so many years of discourse and fandom wank reflected in my eyes and my very soul:
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
At this point I would not be surprised if a guy who just returned from working in the Arctic for a year and a half showed up to say he gave Luigi a ride that day for an ironclad alibi.
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
At this point I would not be surprised if a guy who just returned from working in the Arctic for a year and a half showed up to say he gave Luigi a ride that day for an ironclad alibi.
In the midst of a really bad day yesterday, I met my aunt’s new dog, who I believe takes the crown for Cutest Dog Ever.
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
In the midst of a really bad day yesterday, I met my aunt’s new dog, who I believe takes the crown for Cutest Dog Ever.
Unless it’s secretly about Le Fou realising Gaston is a piece of shit and falling in love with the baker’s cute son instead, I’m NOT INTERESTED
Disney is developing a live-action film focusing on Gaston from ‘Beauty & The Beast.’
(deadline.com/2025/12/disn...)
(deadline.com/2025/12/disn...)
December 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Unless it’s secretly about Le Fou realising Gaston is a piece of shit and falling in love with the baker’s cute son instead, I’m NOT INTERESTED
Walking into 2026
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Walking into 2026
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Maybe Nadella actually deserves his 22% pay raise even though he couldn't even hit 50% of his own AI sales targets.
Maybe the problem is us. Maybe we don't appreciate New Clippy being jammed into everything, because we're just not Innovators like him, and not ready for The Future he's living in.
Maybe the problem is us. Maybe we don't appreciate New Clippy being jammed into everything, because we're just not Innovators like him, and not ready for The Future he's living in.
Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot
Google's Gemini is on pace to push Copilot into third place.
tech.yahoo.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Maybe Nadella actually deserves his 22% pay raise even though he couldn't even hit 50% of his own AI sales targets.
Maybe the problem is us. Maybe we don't appreciate New Clippy being jammed into everything, because we're just not Innovators like him, and not ready for The Future he's living in.
Maybe the problem is us. Maybe we don't appreciate New Clippy being jammed into everything, because we're just not Innovators like him, and not ready for The Future he's living in.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
When we remember the names of Bondi Beach - victims, survivors, perpetrators - let’s remember, too, this hero: Ahmed al-Ahmed.
A Muslim Australian fruit shop owner of Syrian descent, al-Ahmed risked his life & took 2 bullets to save Jewish strangers.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
A Muslim Australian fruit shop owner of Syrian descent, al-Ahmed risked his life & took 2 bullets to save Jewish strangers.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
‘It was a matter of conscience’: Ahmed al-Ahmed’s family reveal why he risked his life to disarm alleged Bondi shooter
Family say al-Ahmed ‘doesn’t discriminate’ and would have done anything to save lives during the attack
www.theguardian.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 AM
When we remember the names of Bondi Beach - victims, survivors, perpetrators - let’s remember, too, this hero: Ahmed al-Ahmed.
A Muslim Australian fruit shop owner of Syrian descent, al-Ahmed risked his life & took 2 bullets to save Jewish strangers.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
A Muslim Australian fruit shop owner of Syrian descent, al-Ahmed risked his life & took 2 bullets to save Jewish strangers.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Rob Reiner was a master storyteller whose gifts transcended genre & scope, from larger than life adventure to intimate horror to childlike wonder and beyond. He was truly one of one. As you wish.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Rob Reiner was a master storyteller whose gifts transcended genre & scope, from larger than life adventure to intimate horror to childlike wonder and beyond. He was truly one of one. As you wish.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Wake Up Dead Man.
That's it, that's the post.
That's it, that's the post.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wake Up Dead Man.
That's it, that's the post.
That's it, that's the post.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
December 13, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hahahahaha it's sincere!!
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Geezus
THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Geezus
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It’s often said that too many political writers cover politics as if it’s sports. Actually they cover politics as if they are bad at covering sports
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
If you want to do something like this, why not buy a $150k home in a small town in Italy, France, Spain, or Mexico, instead of having nine people share one bathroom after they eat at a restaurant called "Stinky's?"
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The absolute funniest thing about this is that the house pictured is legitimately an abandoned meth lab, as someone in Derek’s replies discovered (see thread for proof)
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
The royal rapist was allowed onto the set of a show where the majority of the cast are children. The queen of "protecting women and girls" is the executive producer.
You won't see any of the "protecting women and girls" columnists columnists challenging that, tho.
You won't see any of the "protecting women and girls" columnists columnists challenging that, tho.
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The royal rapist was allowed onto the set of a show where the majority of the cast are children. The queen of "protecting women and girls" is the executive producer.
You won't see any of the "protecting women and girls" columnists columnists challenging that, tho.
You won't see any of the "protecting women and girls" columnists columnists challenging that, tho.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
The more I have looked at the artist’s other work, the more I have become convinced that this is probably awkward and fake-looking on purpose.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The more I have looked at the artist’s other work, the more I have become convinced that this is probably awkward and fake-looking on purpose.
Reposted by 🌸 eleanor 🌸
The artist works in exaggeration and caricature much of the time. I don’t think this is a hack job; I suspect it’s pointed. jasonseiler.com
Jason Seiler
jasonseiler.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The artist works in exaggeration and caricature much of the time. I don’t think this is a hack job; I suspect it’s pointed. jasonseiler.com