Luke
@lukedmessenger.bsky.social
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I’m a fortune teller for dogshit battle stations. I can look at a guy’s rig in a YouTube video and see the contours of his soul like they’re lines in his palm.
February 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’m a fortune teller for dogshit battle stations. I can look at a guy’s rig in a YouTube video and see the contours of his soul like they’re lines in his palm.
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i haven't watched Yellowjackets but it very much so wears the Stephen King and Blair Witch influence on its sleeve. i thought it could just be nostalgia bait slop but so far this is probably my favorite game from Don't Nod since the original Life is Strange. looking forward to pt 2
February 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i haven't watched Yellowjackets but it very much so wears the Stephen King and Blair Witch influence on its sleeve. i thought it could just be nostalgia bait slop but so far this is probably my favorite game from Don't Nod since the original Life is Strange. looking forward to pt 2
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And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.
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⚠️ ATTENTION FANS OF COZY SHOWS: A NEW SERIES OF “MAKE IT AT MARKET” IS UP ON BRITBOX ⚠️
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
⚠️ ATTENTION FANS OF COZY SHOWS: A NEW SERIES OF “MAKE IT AT MARKET” IS UP ON BRITBOX ⚠️
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The Challenger exploded the day before my 12th birthday and the day of my birthday party. We watched it live in school and then on repeat on TV at my party. It was my 9/11 and is why I feel spiritually connected with this girl
February 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Challenger exploded the day before my 12th birthday and the day of my birthday party. We watched it live in school and then on repeat on TV at my party. It was my 9/11 and is why I feel spiritually connected with this girl
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Imagine being born with a condition where you must constantly and convulsively vomit forth a solid beam of white light that lays itself slack and falls thickly down like brilliant honey while it burns and burns
December 22, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Imagine being born with a condition where you must constantly and convulsively vomit forth a solid beam of white light that lays itself slack and falls thickly down like brilliant honey while it burns and burns
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Bearded men of a certain age doing a raised eyebrow and furrowed brow in their profile pics are block on sight. I know what you’re up to. And it’s disgusting.
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bearded men of a certain age doing a raised eyebrow and furrowed brow in their profile pics are block on sight. I know what you’re up to. And it’s disgusting.
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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Found this in my phone and it made me laugh all over again
January 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Found this in my phone and it made me laugh all over again
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i keep forgetting to promote stuff i'm doing on here so: i'm gonna try to beat the orphan of kos tomorrow on my stream. which is twitch.tv/libtron. i'm starting at 12pm pacific, one new sub = one attempt. i've got a counter set up and i'll put gamer drinks in the gamer fridge
January 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i keep forgetting to promote stuff i'm doing on here so: i'm gonna try to beat the orphan of kos tomorrow on my stream. which is twitch.tv/libtron. i'm starting at 12pm pacific, one new sub = one attempt. i've got a counter set up and i'll put gamer drinks in the gamer fridge
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any medieval picture of a cat
January 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
any medieval picture of a cat
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Red Rooms is so fucking good. Holy shit.
January 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Red Rooms is so fucking good. Holy shit.
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Incredibly scary short film
Takashi Ito’s Zone is 13 minutes of looking directly into Hell itself. A liminal horror torture chamber for a singular headless occupant (just as much as it is for the viewer). Good fucking stuff.
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Incredibly scary short film
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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Best series on YouTube
New video up now - the hardest GTA 4 mission, with every non-essential car set to 9999 speed. a simple commute made hell, absolute hell, never-ending hell:
youtu.be/VM7MzmRfv-U
youtu.be/VM7MzmRfv-U
The ACTUAL hardest mission in GTA 4, with every car at 9999 speed.
YouTube video by Tom Walker
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January 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Best series on YouTube
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i’ve been seeing everyones favorite tiktoks they’ve saved over the years, what’s the worst, absolute dogshit annoying tiktok you’ve ever saved?
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i’ve been seeing everyones favorite tiktoks they’ve saved over the years, what’s the worst, absolute dogshit annoying tiktok you’ve ever saved?
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Hoooooly shit, I just took a look at the Mensa subreddit for the smart guys episode and these people are huge nerds
January 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Hoooooly shit, I just took a look at the Mensa subreddit for the smart guys episode and these people are huge nerds
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Coherence (2013) ⭐ 7.2 | Mystery, Sci-Fi, Thriller
1h 29m | Not Rated
m.imdb.com
January 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
January 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.
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the fourth HELL ORBS album "venture crystalism" has arisen. production by @dendycrew.com, vocals by me. eleven tracks of targeted psychic energy. listen now at dendycrew.bandcamp.com/album/ventur... this album is NOT ❌ on spotify it will NEVER ❌ be on spotify it is EXCLUSIVELY 🤫 on BANDCAMP
January 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the fourth HELL ORBS album "venture crystalism" has arisen. production by @dendycrew.com, vocals by me. eleven tracks of targeted psychic energy. listen now at dendycrew.bandcamp.com/album/ventur... this album is NOT ❌ on spotify it will NEVER ❌ be on spotify it is EXCLUSIVELY 🤫 on BANDCAMP
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watching tom scharpling watching billy crystal jazz man again and every few years when i come back to it it still shocks me how crazy it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIJ5...
The Best Show: Billy Crystal doing his "Jazz Man" character (with video!!!!)
YouTube video by What The...
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January 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
watching tom scharpling watching billy crystal jazz man again and every few years when i come back to it it still shocks me how crazy it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIJ5...