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kelsie
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A Goddess. Divinity. My stupefaction. My North Star.
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Me, married, seeing some man who I have never interacted with online and am not entirely sure what he looks like has a girlfriend: uhh ok??
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
What in there … ???? (Static follicles)
December 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
In the toilet making my smells and sounds
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I think it’s good that AI puts actors in their place a little. They are always swanning about, high on the hog. Time to learn a trade Olivier
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reposted by kelsie
The gardener is mowing the lawn
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Why is he becoming old
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The stretch on king street between Guzman y Gomez and the Marly is what I know as “pee pee mile” due to smells like stinky pee pee
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This has been pissing me off for 2 days!!! that’s not a white ibis!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
He loves helping in the veggie garden
December 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Living next door to the airport rocks
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Delightful
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 AM
We are getting a car so I’m designing some bumper stickers
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hinting at getting a treat lunch and my husband is like oh I’m already heating up lunch if you want some?
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I wasn’t raised to enjoy spending time with my extended family so I’m mystified when people do. Are you being for real or are you just being nice??
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
BLEUUAAH BLAOOOW
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
If you eat poop what does your poop look like
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No one else in the clinic is allowed to handle her because she bites and attacks them (allegedly!) and sent a nurse to hospital. I don’t see any of that though? Seems sweet enough to me??
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you lean into the idea that you’re simply going to look like shit today you can save a lot of time.
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
youtu.be/jgA8jmvRZhY?... this has been in my head for 2 weeks
MORE – Vania Junco
YouTube video by Vania Junco
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December 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I think I need a break from watching dogs die
December 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This is me (constantly harassed and persecuted !!)
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Swapped my takeaway coffee for a fancy little green juice while I walk 5km to work every morning and I am so fucking into myself. I am so much better than these coffee guzzling car driving robots.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dumb ass BIRD !!
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Got all the babies roasting
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM