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Saul Goodman
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Scrambled egg brain
February 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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A screenshot of several credulous rubes’ comments, in which they wonder if Leon’s post is real. One maddeningly says “it’s hard to distinguish reality from fiction these days”, these days meaning “in 2016”, I guess, which is when their brains started atrophying
January 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Everyone remember to check on moe
A picture of Moe from the Simpsons with his head in an oven, and a sign reading “No funeral” on his back
December 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Started using a stopwatch to keep track of elapsed time when flying internationally and it’s kind of fun to see how high the number goes. Completely covered in oil atm
A screenshot of the iPhone stopwatch app, reading 28 hours 51 minutes 42 seconds
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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They die now?!
December 9, 2024 at 9:49 PM