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I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
I'm longpig, or saltwife, or Grazer, depending on the platform. I'm an internet elder (gen x). Sometimes I do art!
Some stuff I like:
Hannibal
Ttrpgs
Sci Fi & horror
Knitting
Bears (animal)
Video game! (Currently Baldur's Gate and Dragon Age)
Drawing
Let's roll, buttholes!
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With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The Ford Government Has A Special Message For Ontario Renters
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
With Doug Ford's government attempting to shred the last few protections renters have, I figured it was about time to bring back this video I made a few weeks ago! That way we can all laugh (cry) together! youtu.be/Q78KKgo1JQ4?...
The week's schedule, a day late again because of who I am as a person :v Playing BG3 and ME3 tonight at 9 EST! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The week's schedule, a day late again because of who I am as a person :v Playing BG3 and ME3 tonight at 9 EST! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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An excellent primer on the long, horrifying history of antisemitism. ⬇️
I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
The Antisemitism Post (tm)
Gotta get the history to know where the tropes live in the discourse today.
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
An excellent primer on the long, horrifying history of antisemitism. ⬇️
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Rated E for sex *and* violence! 🤩
I'd dearly love comments, or kudos, if you check it out! <3
I'd dearly love comments, or kudos, if you check it out! <3
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Rated E for sex *and* violence! 🤩
I'd dearly love comments, or kudos, if you check it out! <3
I'd dearly love comments, or kudos, if you check it out! <3
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(I lied, Summary in 4 parts)
When Calar is kidnapped by unknown forces, Sir Aldaan turns up to rescue him.
When Calar is kidnapped by unknown forces, Sir Aldaan turns up to rescue him.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
(I lied, Summary in 4 parts)
When Calar is kidnapped by unknown forces, Sir Aldaan turns up to rescue him.
When Calar is kidnapped by unknown forces, Sir Aldaan turns up to rescue him.
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Sir Aldaan Evir is a half-elven (elomeni) veteran of Nerath’s campaigns against its southern neighbours in Moro. Granted knighthood for his role in a recent campaign, he is regarded as a hero of Nerath, though his feelings on this valorization are mixed.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sir Aldaan Evir is a half-elven (elomeni) veteran of Nerath’s campaigns against its southern neighbours in Moro. Granted knighthood for his role in a recent campaign, he is regarded as a hero of Nerath, though his feelings on this valorization are mixed.
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Summary in three parts:
Calar Brescia is the crown prince of Aethrennar, a fey-elf (eladrin) monarchy whose power reaches beyond the Nerathi Confederacy into the Feywild. He is everything one might expect from an eladrin prince: cold, selfish, arrogant, and beautiful.
Calar Brescia is the crown prince of Aethrennar, a fey-elf (eladrin) monarchy whose power reaches beyond the Nerathi Confederacy into the Feywild. He is everything one might expect from an eladrin prince: cold, selfish, arrogant, and beautiful.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Summary in three parts:
Calar Brescia is the crown prince of Aethrennar, a fey-elf (eladrin) monarchy whose power reaches beyond the Nerathi Confederacy into the Feywild. He is everything one might expect from an eladrin prince: cold, selfish, arrogant, and beautiful.
Calar Brescia is the crown prince of Aethrennar, a fey-elf (eladrin) monarchy whose power reaches beyond the Nerathi Confederacy into the Feywild. He is everything one might expect from an eladrin prince: cold, selfish, arrogant, and beautiful.
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It's basically an original piece in a homebrew #D&D setting, technically part of a series but intended to stand alone. I'd call it #romantasy - adventure romance, two men who don't get along stuck together in a rescue gone awry.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It's basically an original piece in a homebrew #D&D setting, technically part of a series but intended to stand alone. I'd call it #romantasy - adventure romance, two men who don't get along stuck together in a rescue gone awry.
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The irony of being terrible at self-promotion and then feeling bad when the things you make get little interaction...
Anyway, I wrote a fic I'm super proud of, the longest piece of fiction I've ever written!
archiveofourown.org/works/742734...
Anyway, I wrote a fic I'm super proud of, the longest piece of fiction I've ever written!
archiveofourown.org/works/742734...
Live a Little - Chapter 1 - Measured_Words - Adventure World (Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The irony of being terrible at self-promotion and then feeling bad when the things you make get little interaction...
Anyway, I wrote a fic I'm super proud of, the longest piece of fiction I've ever written!
archiveofourown.org/works/742734...
Anyway, I wrote a fic I'm super proud of, the longest piece of fiction I've ever written!
archiveofourown.org/works/742734...
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I really try to make jokes and find fun ways to spin terrible news on here, but I read this and the only thing I have to say about it is that Doug Ford is a piece of shit who shouldn't be running an Arby's, let alone a province. Fuck you, Doug. share.google/gPPqvtiuqD0O...
Ford tells protesters to 'go find a job' as controversial housing bill passes at Queen's Park | CBC News
Shouts and chants rained down upon politicians at the Ontario legislature Monday as the government passed a housing bill that critics say makes it easier for landlords to evict tenants.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I really try to make jokes and find fun ways to spin terrible news on here, but I read this and the only thing I have to say about it is that Doug Ford is a piece of shit who shouldn't be running an Arby's, let alone a province. Fuck you, Doug. share.google/gPPqvtiuqD0O...
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THERE BACK !! "JUST WALK OUT" MUGS AT dashare.zone ORDER NOW & GUARATEED TO ARRIVE BY XMAS
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November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
THERE BACK !! "JUST WALK OUT" MUGS AT dashare.zone ORDER NOW & GUARATEED TO ARRIVE BY XMAS
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Doug Ford government hates poor people and they should not be allowed to enter any business that employs minimum wage workers without being driven out by the staff in shame, and yes I am so serious about this. share.google/uziYkHKA57ob...
Ford government's controversial Bill 60 passes in Ontario legislature
A controversial housing bill by Premier Doug Ford's government is coming up for a final vote in the Ontario legislature on Monday.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Doug Ford government hates poor people and they should not be allowed to enter any business that employs minimum wage workers without being driven out by the staff in shame, and yes I am so serious about this. share.google/uziYkHKA57ob...
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Why is it so hard to get a lawyer to call me back? 😩
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Why is it so hard to get a lawyer to call me back? 😩
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Sad Widow Picklechip must carry on... it's time for Mass Effect 3! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Pickle is a widow now :( | ME3 First Playthrough | Paragade Femshep | 18+
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November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sad Widow Picklechip must carry on... it's time for Mass Effect 3! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
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Of the many things that's driving me spare, on the less consequential end of the list is the growth of people using AI art to promote their DnD games/clubs.
Do better.
Do better.
November 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Of the many things that's driving me spare, on the less consequential end of the list is the growth of people using AI art to promote their DnD games/clubs.
Do better.
Do better.
Time for Shepard's Happy Funtime Friendship Hour! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
128Grazer - Twitch
A pet is a head that screams | ME3 First Playthrough | Paragade Femshep | 18+
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November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Time for Shepard's Happy Funtime Friendship Hour! www.twitch.tv/128grazer
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All of Bluesky this morning:
a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
Alt: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
All of Bluesky this morning:
Finally heard back from D&D people this morning and I now have a ride... Was a fun anxiety spiral all night though
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Finally heard back from D&D people this morning and I now have a ride... Was a fun anxiety spiral all night though
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lol. Hey guys - NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
lol. Hey guys - NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.