Liz Pullano
@lizzyppp.bsky.social
WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot. Oh, and podcast producer too.
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Liz Pullano
@lizzyppp.bsky.social
· Jan 6
Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven?
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
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"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder.
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
"Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer.
"That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"
The 100 funniest movies and no mention of TV’s The Bear?! Not a valid list. variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The 100 funniest movies and no mention of TV’s The Bear?! Not a valid list. variety.com/lists/best-c...
“Forget it Murph, it’s Charlestown.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“Forget it Murph, it’s Charlestown.”
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Bot George
Bot George
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Musty Springfield
Musty Springfield
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
David Lee Rath
David Lee Rath
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Bot George
Bot George
All of L.A. after seeing the weather app today.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All of L.A. after seeing the weather app today.
The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.
Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.
Explain a film plot badly:
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
Guy who is good at math likes to asks strangers if they like apples.
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.
Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.
Put on a baseball game. Duh!
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Put on a baseball game. Duh!
Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well:
- Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster)
- Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor)
- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)
- Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster)
- Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor)
- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well:
- Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster)
- Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor)
- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)
- Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster)
- Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor)
- Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)
Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon?
Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!
Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon?
Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!
Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!
No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!
Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.
Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.
October 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.
Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.
October 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.
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Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
Subtly downgrade a band.
Khruangbox
Khruangbox
Subtly downgrade a band.
Stone Chapel Pilots
Stone Chapel Pilots
Subtly downgrade a band.
Aluminum Maiden
Aluminum Maiden
September 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Subtly downgrade a band.
Khruangbox
Khruangbox
It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.
September 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.
The GOP did a much better job of expressing outrage with Obama's tan suit than the Dems are doing with Epstein.
September 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The GOP did a much better job of expressing outrage with Obama's tan suit than the Dems are doing with Epstein.
Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!
RFK Jr. sounds like Martin Short doing a Katherine Hepburn impression.
September 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
RFK Jr. sounds like Martin Short doing a Katherine Hepburn impression.
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Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.
Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.
August 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.
You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.
July 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.