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Elizadeath Boollano
@lizzyppp.bsky.social
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WGA writer for TV & Film and whatnot.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Jan 6
Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven?
Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 13h
Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 14h
Ooh… I trust your comedy sense. Up next.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23h
Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 4d
Yup, it’s mourning again in America!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 4d
That’s unpossible!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 4d
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5d
Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
That was fantastic. Great timing too!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 6d
I remember when Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face and all the media jumped on the “peppered him” bandwagon.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 7d
She owns a record store somewhere in the middle of the Pacific.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 8d
You *are* a specter, so…
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 8d
AI is taking the fun out of everything. So is my friend Al.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 9d
They need to gather those white uniforms in big pile in the stadium parking lot and burn them in a ceremonial fire to rid the team of the bad vibes from those atrocities that are an insult to all that is holy.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 9d
I said good day, sir!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 11d
So sorry to hear!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 18d
Subtly downgrade a band.

Khruangbox
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Liz Thurmond @countmystars.bsky.social · 18d
Subtly downgrade a band.

Stone Chapel Pilots
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Duug Of The Dead @duugy13.bsky.social · 18d
Subtly downgrade a band.

Aluminum Maiden
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 21d
I’m calling it Igor (pronounced eye-gore with apologies to Mel Brooks)
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23d
We’re still on for 2, right?
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 23d
It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · 29d
Never knew Cheap Trick's "Dream Police" would be so prescient.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Sep 15
Spleen on Me
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Sep 9
The GOP did a much better job of expressing outrage with Obama's tan suit than the Dems are doing with Epstein.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Sep 9
Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Sep 8
Another Buffalo fan here... and I have to agree. Damn he's good.
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Elizadeath Boollano @lizzyppp.bsky.social · Sep 4
RFK Jr. sounds like Martin Short doing a Katherine Hepburn impression.
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