Lionfish
@lionfish.bsky.social
You aint getting nothing out of me, coppa
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This is a lovely little story to start your weekend right. No really, trust me.
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This is a lovely little story to start your weekend right. No really, trust me.
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It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It's annoying that we already had so many existing problems to solve before these assholes created a bunch of new ones for no reason
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🚨🏺Introducing our newest game: KILN!🏺🚨
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Teams of colorful spirits sculpt ceramic battle armor on a pottery wheel, and the size and shape of your pots determine your play-style and abilities. Coming 2026 (yep, THIS year)!
youtu.be/mi0iRV0U3VY
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Teams of colorful spirits sculpt ceramic battle armor on a pottery wheel, and the size and shape of your pots determine your play-style and abilities. Coming 2026 (yep, THIS year)!
youtu.be/mi0iRV0U3VY
Kiln Announce Trailer - YouTube
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Launching 2026
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
🚨🏺Introducing our newest game: KILN!🏺🚨
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Teams of colorful spirits sculpt ceramic battle armor on a pottery wheel, and the size and shape of your pots determine your play-style and abilities. Coming 2026 (yep, THIS year)!
youtu.be/mi0iRV0U3VY
An online multiplayer, pottery party brawler! Teams of colorful spirits sculpt ceramic battle armor on a pottery wheel, and the size and shape of your pots determine your play-style and abilities. Coming 2026 (yep, THIS year)!
youtu.be/mi0iRV0U3VY
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imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
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it's official: bluesky has its first thread-that-will-become-a-movie
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
it's official: bluesky has its first thread-that-will-become-a-movie
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January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Guess you could say the Metaverse
Didn’t have legs
😎😎😎
Didn’t have legs
😎😎😎
The division has lost over $77 billion since its inception in 2020.
Meta Lays Off Thousands of VR Workers as Zuckerberg's Vision Fails
The company has laid off some 1,500 virtual reality developers as part of a broader shift toward AI wearable devices.
trib.al
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Guess you could say the Metaverse
Didn’t have legs
😎😎😎
Didn’t have legs
😎😎😎
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3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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I’m reading this book. It’s wonderful to me that we can know that more than 5,000 years ago in Uruk, Mesopotamia there was an inventory administrator of a barley and malt warehouse named Kushim, and he was bad at arithmetic.
December 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m reading this book. It’s wonderful to me that we can know that more than 5,000 years ago in Uruk, Mesopotamia there was an inventory administrator of a barley and malt warehouse named Kushim, and he was bad at arithmetic.
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have you tried (presses palms together) crashing in
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
have you tried (presses palms together) crashing in
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a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why is this tiny gesture so funny
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Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
Triple Lesbian - A Woman, Another Woman, And Yet Another Woman In A Steamy Threesome - 4 Hours
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Four hours Jesus Christ what is this Lawrence of a Lesbian
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This sculpture is by Ernesto Gazzeri. “The Mystery of Life” has 18 individual figures, making it the largest group sculpture in Forest Lawn.
It features a little fountain, with an unknown source and an unknown destination, a metaphor for the journey of life.
It features a little fountain, with an unknown source and an unknown destination, a metaphor for the journey of life.
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This sculpture is by Ernesto Gazzeri. “The Mystery of Life” has 18 individual figures, making it the largest group sculpture in Forest Lawn.
It features a little fountain, with an unknown source and an unknown destination, a metaphor for the journey of life.
It features a little fountain, with an unknown source and an unknown destination, a metaphor for the journey of life.