Huh, didn't realize I had so much in common with the irish.

I should probably stop The Plot And The Scheme.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Have you considered the shape of the sky today? Have you gazed into its depths, knowing that it is an illusion?

Untrue. Boy flamingos are actually clear, which they get from filtering water.

Oooh, I thought you said *chittering.* Welp, gotta go apologize to some co-workers

the ghost, of christmas, past

i clicked nothing, a ghost did it

Depends, you talkn' in parallel or in sequence?

While we're at it, let us ban those... things the British have the GALL to call "crackers." Not only are they firework adjacent, not only can you NOT put cheese OR spread on them, not only are they confusingly named, they also have the sheer impudence to put CROWNS in them, as an affront to all GOOD

Honey, you sit your butt down anywhere and I'll fix you something to eat!

Anywhere.