legmountie.bsky.social
@legmountie.bsky.social
Like a person who had to wait
fuck you I'll make it myself
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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I simply avoid these problems by believing that chatrooms fucking suck i don’t like using them
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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guns are bad except for when Chow Yun-fat uses them
February 14, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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I know they look cute but i think we should be punking these delivery robots every chance we get when they’re rolling by us on the sidewalk.
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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really in favor of the new announcements on MTGA this afternoon. I've long said "you should not be allowed to concede while I, specifically I, John Darnielle, am milling you, you just have to sit there and keep watching your cards go into the yard" and that's exactly what they ruled. great work
February 12, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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The debate over whether plant-based milk counts as milk is silly. Milk is just juice.
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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terrible news, I refuse to believe it
February 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Thinkin' about how shit looks.
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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Basically every GPU maker has close ties to the far right so that means graphics are fascist.
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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Cook enough meals with short grain rice and it’s like “Damn, we get why this was treated like currency back in the day”
February 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Blocking all the people in the quotes going "uhhhh doy, XBC2 is bad actually ☝️🤓" because their bloodline is weak and they will not survive the winter
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene
YouTube video by Kat
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January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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I wrote about one of my favorite movies ever made: Highlander
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April 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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SACRAMENTO MUSIC HEADS:

valentine's day solo set at MusicLandria, come thru <3
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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Saw a bunch of vids talk about how commendable a job Tim Walz had done navigating the whole situation, his decorum, etc. Fuck all of that. Because Tim Walz is a politician looking to uphold the status quo when it is so obviously awful, fuck him. Fuck all of them. They will not save you!
Q: The demand was to get ICE and CBP out. To replace Bovino with Tom Homan...do you think that's a satisfactory change?

TIM WALZ: "I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt. ...My hope is that Tom Homan is different...that he is a true law enforcement professional."
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Despite AI's best efforts, I fixed my kid's AirPods through the collective power of human troubleshooting:

aftermath.site/airpod-volume-...
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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Here's a fairly large and riotous flower oil painting on board that found a buyer. I think I only posted a photo of this in progress a month or so ago but not the finished painting. I won't attempt to name all the flowers but they're from my garden.
#oilpainting #flowers #botanical
January 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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bad week 2026 day 13 - hot dog
January 21, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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your occasional reminder of the lou bega remix of "i'm the scatman" where he called himself "the hatman" and included the lyrics "scatman & hatman travel in time/scatman & hatman going online"
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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it's been a year without you my man and everything has just grown worse and worse since
January 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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BTW if you want the definitive old book of knots get the Ashley Book of Knots archive.org/details/TheA...

bsky.app/profile/papa...
If anyone wants to read an incredibly sick book, might I recommend one of the most well known reference guides for knots.
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 AM