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Movie about a 5'9" Frankenstein
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"prediction market" is a term only a gambling addict could come up with
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They call this sicko "the tooth fairy" on account he knocks victims out with gas and pulls their teeth. Common sense says our killer has a job dealing with teeth. A tooth salesman, the manager of a tooth bank. Canvas the neighborhoods and see who's flashing new teeth. Our perp jingles when he walks.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The fact that autocorrect has only gotten worse over time makes me pretty sure AI isn't going to replace anyone except gangstalkers and MKULTRA handlers
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Faking the funk is not a victimless crime
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It's always the last patient of the day who has a Chinese menu in his hand, looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
jeans no undies after squats and whirlpool feels so powerful
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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a møøse once bit my sister...
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
saw a sign that says May Ice In Cold Weather but that's how i always assumed it goes down
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sending my PCP 16 portal messages in a row that all say "i have a hammer"
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well that answers my question
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Indiana Jones and The "If You're Gonna Ride My Ass At Least Pull My Hair" bumper sticker from Christ's 2008 Ford focus
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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modern indiana jones decides the earthenware carpenter's cup is too obviously handmade and expensive-looking, and selects the "world's greatest boss" mass-produced Minion mug
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want to know who the hell is choosing a dinner plate here
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I'm ever in a situation where I'm made to look the tom fool I act calmly as if it is but part of my master plan
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The FBI maintains a list of closeted homiesexuals. If you're asking whether you're on it, just assume you are
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
First let me say, my sincere condolences. Oh gracious I'm sorry. Let me get you another box. That's my jacking off kleenex
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No one interrogates the human condition like Tarantino. What if a white guy was cool enough to hang out with a black guy. What if a guy liked the movies. and feet
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I ran over a leprechaun with my car would i get in the same trouble as if I hit a human being
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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The scene where Forrest Gump's mom fucks the school principal confused me a bit as a kid
July 8, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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July 8, 2023 at 11:15 PM
This is what experts know as the "I actually drive better drunk" fallacy
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Can't watch Rear Window without thinking about a big ass blood clot setting up like an aspic in Jimmie Stewart's leg
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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when i was 4 years old my mom took me to see austin powers 2 and we had to leave the theater because i started crying after austin powers lost his mojo.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM