Lazarus
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
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He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
He rescued 9 cats and 1 dog from the Hong Kong fire 🥺
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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“Mirek, could you provide a photo of you looking anxious”
“Sorry I only have this”
“Sorry I only have this”
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“Mirek, could you provide a photo of you looking anxious”
“Sorry I only have this”
“Sorry I only have this”
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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What will the new road tax be on these?
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
What will the new road tax be on these?
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I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've seen some exclusive clips of the final series of Stranger Things. I'm pleased to say they've still got that 80s thing down beautifully.
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You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Excitingly, it’s also David Cameron is an egg-faced cunt Day (to all who celebrate)
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Excitingly, it’s also David Cameron is an egg-faced cunt Day (to all who celebrate)
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Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
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November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Premium: This is The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA: A 14k word guide to how NVIDIA makes its money, how millions of Blackwell GPUs have been sold with nowhere for them to be installed, and how NVIDIA's future relies on companies raising hundreds of billions in debt.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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Latest rewatch of Futurama clarifies my opinion that Roberto is the best character
a cartoon character from futurama is standing in front of a door that says doc fiesta
Alt: a cartoon character from futurama is standing in front of a door that says doc fiesta
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November 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Latest rewatch of Futurama clarifies my opinion that Roberto is the best character
Don't worry, Spurs fans. Man United still have time yet to put in the worst performance of the weekend.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Don't worry, Spurs fans. Man United still have time yet to put in the worst performance of the weekend.
Oh that's jolly bad luck for Leeds, that is. Such a shame.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh that's jolly bad luck for Leeds, that is. Such a shame.
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I would never recover from this.
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I would never recover from this.