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Lazarus
@lazarusdj.bsky.social
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There's a lot of great trance around at the moment.

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Simpsons screenshot with Marge and Homer in a shopping mall. Marge is pointing at that bird Homer likes to argue with.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Huge if true
Misspelled sign with AI garbage on it saying something like DORSET OPERATIONS DESTROY ENRETS PIVISITES HEAUTY
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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SHABBA
Pope on a mic
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Looking forward to the North London derby today.
Guy holding up a sign in a sports stadium that says I just hope both teams lose
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Futurama definitely predicted how AI was going to turn out.
The bending robot Bender in the cartoon Futurama is emptying toxic waste out of a window, while laughing to himself with the caption All right, environment. You've met your match.
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Counterpoint
Dril tweet issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group isil, you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to them
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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We love Saturdays.
Doncaster Rovers equalised less than a minute before going behind again thanks to an own goal
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Watching an early Futurama episode and it's uncanny to hear this the day after seeing that piece on Hitler's DNA.
Professor Farnsworth off of Futurama in two panel comic. Everyone is for saving Hitler's brain... But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, wohohoho, suddenly you've gone too far.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Post an image that always makes you laugh
Simpsons smashing pumpkins bit only this time instead of Homer it's Rik Mayall from Bottom going "Richard Richard. Smashing blouses."
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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War! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing say it again
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Four naan Jeremy? For? That's insane.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Where's your for kin poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Skinner am I out of touch meme only he's concluding, as Labour do, that the voters are wrong
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Bike wheel stick meme only it's the labour government
November 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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This is how I'm going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts
Me looking at your dislikes
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The wife klaxon
November 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Hashtag shot, hashtag chaser
Callum's party for one was captured on CCTV. While his barrister argued that precedent demanded that members of the public had to be there for it to offend them, the judge disagreed and said that these days the potential to be seen on a live feed was enough.
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Since it's Halloween, here's an excerpt from yesterday's Popbitch to scare you.
Hartlepool 19yr old Callum Green has just been found guilty of outraging public decency. Admittedly, Callum did go to a park and stick twigs and parts of a playground rocking horse up his arse while he had a sneaky wank. So, to be fair, he was on a sticky wicket. The rocking horse, owned by Hartlepool borough council, had to be professionally cleaned; he pleaded guilty to criminal damage.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Thursday.
The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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Can't believe this isn't winning people over
Spitting Image made a tragic return to TV after 24 years in 2020 and is now available on YouTube in short form mcnuggets called The Rest Is Bullshit, not in a nod to Shakespeare, but apparently to a podcast called Goalhanger
October 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Werner Herzog staring into the abyss within your soul
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I heard it was the anniversary of when you popped out of a vagina or something. Good for you.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Can't wait for the main Sunday event today.
Sports fan holding sign saying I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS LOSE
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Transformation almost complete
Still from that aphex twin come to daddy video where this hideous beast screams in the face of an old lady
October 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM