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she / her, (former) ff14 "raider" on diabolos (fuck you yoshi p make the game fun to play again the omnijob fucking sucks ass)

minors dni 🙅‍♀️
man it sucks how long er visits take but we gotta be sure wife is okay
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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me seeing any two guys together: please for the love of god be blowjob brothers
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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transwomen are women! love is love 🏳️‍⚧️
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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This. The only reason I’m here is I have no illusion of privacy here. If you know how the protocol works, the bsky implementation of it is not as “private” as they imply with some of their features.

Do not ever think blocking someone on bsky is enough to keep them from reading what you post on it.
treat bsky as an ongoing information disclosure incident with every post you make
February 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
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CO FUCKING SIGNED
when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 AM
throwing up a flare : does anyone have a good resource on finding a surgeon for ffs that includes cost details and work examples? the reddit wiki seems poorly maintained and has almost exclusively dead links and little in the way of cost breakdowns.
February 6, 2026 at 6:41 AM
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This is true it is a Sherlock adaptation and is also the best Sherlock adaptation
the best sherlock adaptation didn't even solve crimes
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
working on a living dex for gen 3+

after much procrastination, im finally approaching emerald's elite 4
leaf green is already in the post game,
colosseum just needs ho-oh then it's 100%'d
probably will skip gen 4 bc i already have gen 4 done
then i'll do black 2 and the 3ds games
February 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
not that anybody asked but twitter is having an agab wars that hasn't been this explicit in ages. i'm seeing people unwittingly confess they believe in the rape vs raped organ delineation after backlash to a screed written about how trans women "dominate" queer spaces and erase afab experiences
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 PM
youtu.be/HEwAiwttN10

God I can't wait for the rest of this song to get released.
『チェンソーマン』第3話ノンクレジットエンディング / CHAINSAW MAN #3 Ending│マキシマム ザ ホルモン 「刃渡り2億センチ」
YouTube video by MAPPA CHANNEL
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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wow, David Gelernter is an impressively enormous shitlord
Remember this is a guy who named a programming system that he developed after a porn actress because he thought it was a funny way to mock a female pioneer in his field.
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
one of my favorite pictures from my trip to Chicago last year. Can't stress enough how much I loved my time in that city. When I get the opportunity (aka: a job that permits it) I want to move there. Coming from the suburbs, it's nice to see people everywhere you look.
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
how to write a protagonist who is:
- a liberal
- not boring
- does not outgrow her liberalism
- is an irrefutable criticism of liberalism
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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This is another way of saying "Democrats are pro ICE" with extra steps
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i wish posting face online wasn't so dangerous. sometimes i have an outfit i like or im proud of my makeup / hair or some such and I want to share it, then i remember that to be known on the internet is a risk.
February 4, 2026 at 5:24 AM
gonna try and limit how much rt-ing i do on this account from now on
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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maintenance mode
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I wish sublime text supported devcontainers....that's where IDEs should really be spending their efforts, IMO. I use VSCode because that's the most active effort for devcontainers, but I would much much much rather use sublime text for the same purpose.
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Canada Becomes the First Country to Cover Eyebrow Shaping as a Cheap Way to Avoid Covering FFS
February 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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BREAKING: The Worst People You Know Are Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much, Much Worse Than You Know
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
something that feels like it should no longer be "sci-fi tech" but unfortunately is, is local storage that you don't have to plug in. The simplest terms I can explain what I want is an sd card (&reader) that transfers data over NFC or similar protocol. Bake it into phones, make a usb version,go nuts
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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magamind
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 9:20 PM