MikeSevigny
@laparka.bsky.social
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
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America is yearning for "it."
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
America is yearning for "it."
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the usos are fuckin
yeeted rivalry
yeeted rivalry
a kentucky man spends years making fun of a guy who wears a harmonica bandolier
Tweeted Rivalry.
Tweeted Rivalry.
The two best chairs salesmen in the county secretly pine for each other.
Seated Rivalry.
Seated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
the usos are fuckin
yeeted rivalry
yeeted rivalry
legitimately every single phil hartman line in this episode is funny, even the ones that aren't jokes. the cane somehow gave him even greater comedic powers
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
legitimately every single phil hartman line in this episode is funny, even the ones that aren't jokes. the cane somehow gave him even greater comedic powers
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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don’t eat people, please
February 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
don’t eat people, please
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this guys mom had a pussy like a soft serve machine
So I found out this is one of the ICE agents involved in this incident.
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
this guys mom had a pussy like a soft serve machine
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Just found this in my email. I understood that my ass was being gotten here.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Just found this in my email. I understood that my ass was being gotten here.
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Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
January 28, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.
the last fifteen minutes of every @murderxbryan.bsky.social stream
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the last fifteen minutes of every @murderxbryan.bsky.social stream
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i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny
personally i don't care what people talk about on here as long as it continues to be stuff that clearly pisses off the staff because they can't make money off it
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i know it stings to come up with a plan for "twitter but for credulous tech troglodytes" only to have the great lord of the tech troglodytes buy the actual twitter and eat your entire lunch and the table it was on while the old and gay rats beneath flee to your half-finished table. but it's funny
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“Play him, Sidney! Play him! … Oooooooweeeee! … It’s gonna be fresh burgers tonight!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Play him, Sidney! Play him! … Oooooooweeeee! … It’s gonna be fresh burgers tonight!”
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