Kyle Hyatt
@kylejhyatt.bsky.social
LA car weirdo, moto-tragic, cat enthusiast, stoke lord. My terrible opinions are my own. (he/him/his)
Hot new movie pitch idea: it’s a gritty take on Lolita with guns and the male lead is a suburban cop with a bald head and Oakley sunglasses.
The title? Thumbert Thumbert!
The title? Thumbert Thumbert!
January 21, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Hot new movie pitch idea: it’s a gritty take on Lolita with guns and the male lead is a suburban cop with a bald head and Oakley sunglasses.
The title? Thumbert Thumbert!
The title? Thumbert Thumbert!
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
Are we sure DHS didn’t just copy/paste the part about weaponizing the vehicle from the Minnesota statements?
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Are we sure DHS didn’t just copy/paste the part about weaponizing the vehicle from the Minnesota statements?
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via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
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it's always nice to put a name to a face, especially when it is someone with a mask on who killed someone
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
it's always nice to put a name to a face, especially when it is someone with a mask on who killed someone
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Chuck Schumer search history:
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
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-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
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January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Chuck Schumer search history:
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
-kente cloth lowest cost Amazon
-ice Minneapolis lady black?
-white women traditional wear
-white women kente cloth?
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NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
www.404media.co
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
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ICE just executed someone in cold blood in Minneapolis. The agency is frantically trying to spin it but the videos are already out there. Murderous fascist pigs.
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
ICE just executed someone in cold blood in Minneapolis. The agency is frantically trying to spin it but the videos are already out there. Murderous fascist pigs.
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NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
www.advocate.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:55 PM
NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do."
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
“We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs.
www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
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We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
We should all sit with this ICE murder. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
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Re-upping this @coyotemedia.org article from November for my fellow Californians for reasons that speak for themselves.
January 1, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Re-upping this @coyotemedia.org article from November for my fellow Californians for reasons that speak for themselves.
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Hundreds of thousands of dead people in Afghanistan and Iraq, Gen Z is struggling with reading comprehension, and we live in a surveillance state started by Bush, who also created ICE, but hey at least he’s not Donald Trump
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Hundreds of thousands of dead people in Afghanistan and Iraq, Gen Z is struggling with reading comprehension, and we live in a surveillance state started by Bush, who also created ICE, but hey at least he’s not Donald Trump
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You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
You remember that broad who cut the guy's dick off, Lauren Boebert? She's a fuckin' senator now, you believe that?
Governor Haircut is a real world-class taint stain. Absolute crap-tier governor.
I miss Jerry Brown. Far from perfect, but pretty damned good. Also, he challenged Chris Christie to a pull-up contest. Legendary.
I miss Jerry Brown. Far from perfect, but pretty damned good. Also, he challenged Chris Christie to a pull-up contest. Legendary.
Just fyi this is one of the many reasons Californians don’t like Newsom. A 5% tax on our 200 billionaires would prevent a healthcare collapse from the ACA subsidies going away and he’s opposed to it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Governor Haircut is a real world-class taint stain. Absolute crap-tier governor.
I miss Jerry Brown. Far from perfect, but pretty damned good. Also, he challenged Chris Christie to a pull-up contest. Legendary.
I miss Jerry Brown. Far from perfect, but pretty damned good. Also, he challenged Chris Christie to a pull-up contest. Legendary.
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Well seeing a B2 stealth bomber do a low altitude flyover of my neighborhood is definitely deeply disconcerting given the current administration’s feelings about our fine state.
Still, my transpor-tism was extremely tickled to see such a cool plane.
Still, my transpor-tism was extremely tickled to see such a cool plane.
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Well seeing a B2 stealth bomber do a low altitude flyover of my neighborhood is definitely deeply disconcerting given the current administration’s feelings about our fine state.
Still, my transpor-tism was extremely tickled to see such a cool plane.
Still, my transpor-tism was extremely tickled to see such a cool plane.
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us
July 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Europe in the Summer: Come sweat with us
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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column
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Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
June 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Nothing quite says “freelance journalist in my dying industry” quite like sitting in a quarter-million-dollar press car and wondering if I should pay my student loan or my power/water bill this month.
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Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
June 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is it a litttttttle tinfoil hat? Sure, but not even remotely out of the realm of possibility.
Children being in business class should be a misdemeanor at least.
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Children being in business class should be a misdemeanor at least.