Aram Shabanian
@aramshabanian.bsky.social
Perhaps the real watch list was the friends we made along the way. Keyboard Inghimasi. Sic semper tyrannosaurus rex. --Dire Straits Appreciation Zone-- #Flowers4Qanon
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Aram Shabanian
@aramshabanian.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Well shoot. I recognize a lot of names here, but many are brand new to me. Hello to all my new Bluesky followers! Thank you for placing your trust in my hands and choosing to not unfollow me already. I promise to maintain a steady fuel-air mixture of shitposts and tragedy-posts. Keeps it fresh.
"wifi" is a dumb name cuz it could just as easily stand for "wired" as it does "wireless" infrastructure
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"wifi" is a dumb name cuz it could just as easily stand for "wired" as it does "wireless" infrastructure
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Found in the Kyiv region after the attack, he spent 10 hours under the rubble
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Found in the Kyiv region after the attack, he spent 10 hours under the rubble
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
we're in the "events leading up to" part of a story about an embattled leader of a semi-sovereign republic going on CNN to climb on a tank in front of a White House
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
we're in the "events leading up to" part of a story about an embattled leader of a semi-sovereign republic going on CNN to climb on a tank in front of a White House
This absolute mad lad in Afghanistan who cobbled together a bus out of three helicopters and a truck
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This absolute mad lad in Afghanistan who cobbled together a bus out of three helicopters and a truck
fuck you kids and your AI back in my day when we wanted to read nonsensical bullshit ramblings we had to go to the library and get books by Ayn Rand and research Juche thought
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fuck you kids and your AI back in my day when we wanted to read nonsensical bullshit ramblings we had to go to the library and get books by Ayn Rand and research Juche thought
just lol every time
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
just lol every time
Is Gavin Newsom our Boris Yeltsin? Let's find out together.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Is Gavin Newsom our Boris Yeltsin? Let's find out together.
One cat demands comfort. The other, not so much.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One cat demands comfort. The other, not so much.
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Mutual aid is the weaponization of solidarity
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mutual aid is the weaponization of solidarity
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Department of War Crimes
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Department of War Crimes
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Happy Black Friday here is a picture I drew of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson please buy one of my shirts
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November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happy Black Friday here is a picture I drew of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson please buy one of my shirts
mandatory-roller-coaster.creator-spring.com
mandatory-roller-coaster.creator-spring.com
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Like this, but imagine it’s for mental health.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Like this, but imagine it’s for mental health.
this is honestly beyond parody
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
this is honestly beyond parody
gave the weedman a cuban peso today and he ran it through the counterfeit checker machine and it dinged "VALID - USD" which is deeply funny
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
gave the weedman a cuban peso today and he ran it through the counterfeit checker machine and it dinged "VALID - USD" which is deeply funny
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
now's a good time to start thawing your turkey
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
now's a good time to start thawing your turkey
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@aramshabanian.bsky.social BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@aramshabanian.bsky.social BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
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Is there tension at your Thanksgiving dinner? Try having Grok vulgar roast your relatives.
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Is there tension at your Thanksgiving dinner? Try having Grok vulgar roast your relatives.
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Tweets are fucking disgusting and won't exist under neoliberalism
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tweets are fucking disgusting and won't exist under neoliberalism
Managers in 2025 be like "I like the way you work it: no dignity"
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Managers in 2025 be like "I like the way you work it: no dignity"
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Happy Chompsgiving!
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Ok grandpa let’s take you to the hague
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ok grandpa let’s take you to the hague
Major Tom to his wife: "I love you very much."
His wife: "I know"
No wonder he didn't come back.
His wife: "I know"
No wonder he didn't come back.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Major Tom to his wife: "I love you very much."
His wife: "I know"
No wonder he didn't come back.
His wife: "I know"
No wonder he didn't come back.
Tomorrow is the first night of the Twelve Days of Bitchmas, the annual commemoration of the fall of the Assad regime in 2024
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Tomorrow is the first night of the Twelve Days of Bitchmas, the annual commemoration of the fall of the Assad regime in 2024