Just TurDucky 🦃🦆
@justducky.bsky.social
Kindness is the real punk rock. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Here for banter and general shenanigans. Gimme a dollar. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
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A bit about me, since a lot of y’all don’t know me from the other place. I go by Ducky. I’m turning 50 in a little over 2 weeks. I’m divorced with 2 amazing sons, and a pretty decent ex wife. I’m an ally. I’ve been into comics and Doctor Who for longer than I care to remember. 1/
John Fetterman looks like Lurch and Karl Childers from Sling Blade had a love child together.
John Fetterman looks like Lex Luther’s grandfather suffering an allergic reaction after eating blowfish
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
John Fetterman looks like Lurch and Karl Childers from Sling Blade had a love child together.
This has 150 likes (and one save!) while my “Baby Got Quack” post only has 9.
Some folks just don’t appreciate a good pun.
Some folks just don’t appreciate a good pun.
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This has 150 likes (and one save!) while my “Baby Got Quack” post only has 9.
Some folks just don’t appreciate a good pun.
Some folks just don’t appreciate a good pun.
I have three.
1. Nightwing is better than Batman
2. Spider-Man looked better in the black symbiote suit than in his classic suit
3. Barry Allen and Hal Jordan should have stayed dead
1. Nightwing is better than Batman
2. Spider-Man looked better in the black symbiote suit than in his classic suit
3. Barry Allen and Hal Jordan should have stayed dead
I’m so bored
What’s your most controversial comic opinion?
What’s your most controversial comic opinion?
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I have three.
1. Nightwing is better than Batman
2. Spider-Man looked better in the black symbiote suit than in his classic suit
3. Barry Allen and Hal Jordan should have stayed dead
1. Nightwing is better than Batman
2. Spider-Man looked better in the black symbiote suit than in his classic suit
3. Barry Allen and Hal Jordan should have stayed dead
Me as a BlueSky therapist: You want advice from ME??? Have you SEEN me??? I dunno what to tell you. Go pet a duck or something.
Me as a Bluesky therapist: meh
me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me as a BlueSky therapist: You want advice from ME??? Have you SEEN me??? I dunno what to tell you. Go pet a duck or something.
I just listened to my 64 year old uncle go on a 15 minute rant about the discontinuation of pennies and then he switched gears to tell me all about his trip to the post office today.
This man is stuck in 1979.
This man is stuck in 1979.
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I just listened to my 64 year old uncle go on a 15 minute rant about the discontinuation of pennies and then he switched gears to tell me all about his trip to the post office today.
This man is stuck in 1979.
This man is stuck in 1979.
“Happy Honda Days”? In this economy?
November 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Happy Honda Days”? In this economy?
My name is Ducky and I wholeheartedly endorse this post.
Boobs
November 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My name is Ducky and I wholeheartedly endorse this post.
Cocaine so white it wears socks with sandals.
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
Cocaine is so white it goes towards the mysterious sound in a horror movie
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cocaine so white it wears socks with sandals.
You gotta take me to dinner first.
I’ll willy your nilly
I’ll razzle your dazzle.
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You gotta take me to dinner first.
Got some atomic farts this afternoon. I’m sure my coworkers are loving that.
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Got some atomic farts this afternoon. I’m sure my coworkers are loving that.
Robert Palmer is on the radio at work and it made me think about this.
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Duck…
Or whatever it was Robert Palmer was singing.
Or whatever it was Robert Palmer was singing.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Robert Palmer is on the radio at work and it made me think about this.
Y’all want a bubble thing? Here’s a bubble thing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Y’all want a bubble thing? Here’s a bubble thing.
GIF that pops up when I type my name
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
GIF that pops up when I type my name
If you see this share a western vid or GIF
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you see this share a western vid or GIF
Not to be that guy, but how does this only have 7 likes so far??? This is GOLD!!! 🤣
I like cute ducks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…
Baby Got Quack
Baby Got Quack
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Not to be that guy, but how does this only have 7 likes so far??? This is GOLD!!! 🤣
I like cute ducks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…
Baby Got Quack
Baby Got Quack
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I like cute ducks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny…
Baby Got Quack
Baby Got Quack
As will I.
Of course!
Of course!
I have no patience for people who take their time crossing a crosswalk but I’ll sit all day and wait for a family of ducks to cross the road
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As will I.
Of course!
Of course!
EEE-YYYYYESSSSS?
The legendary Frank Nelson.
I know him from “I Love Lucy” reruns and Mel Blanc parodying him in Looney Tunes shorts.
The legendary Frank Nelson.
I know him from “I Love Lucy” reruns and Mel Blanc parodying him in Looney Tunes shorts.
After extensive research I have concluded that 20 year old coworkers do not "get" when you do this voice
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
EEE-YYYYYESSSSS?
The legendary Frank Nelson.
I know him from “I Love Lucy” reruns and Mel Blanc parodying him in Looney Tunes shorts.
The legendary Frank Nelson.
I know him from “I Love Lucy” reruns and Mel Blanc parodying him in Looney Tunes shorts.
Unsolicited duck pic
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Unsolicited duck pic
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Luka Bogovac and Henri Veesaar are also very good at the sport of basketball.
#TarHeels #CarolinaBasketball
#TarHeels #CarolinaBasketball
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Luka Bogovac and Henri Veesaar are also very good at the sport of basketball.
#TarHeels #CarolinaBasketball
#TarHeels #CarolinaBasketball
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
3 and 1/2 work days to go.
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
3 and 1/2 work days to go.
Got a haircut when I got off work. Good lord there was a lot of gray hair left on that cape thingy when she got done with me. Ugh…
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Got a haircut when I got off work. Good lord there was a lot of gray hair left on that cape thingy when she got done with me. Ugh…