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JP Bradley
@jpbradley.bsky.social
Talk more roll less. Ennie nominated TTRPG designer. Writer of small fictions. Pancreatitis and coma survivor. Fond of cats. He/him. Enquiries: the.jp.bradley at gmail

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Hi ya'll, just a quick introduction: I'm JP.

I'm an ennie nominated TTRPG designer producing pieces in Sin and Shadow Operations for Spire: The City Must Fall. I am also a freelance writer of fantasy and science fiction.

Nice to meet you all.
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Can we get another push for @moonlitguild.bsky.social 's project?
We're ALMOST THERE!! WE CAN DO IT and get the work of 40+ HUMAN artists (inc. several pieces by yours truly) printed, with stickers, bookmarks and more!

Help the zine here to make Greedy Tav happy
www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I will cold quit your shonen series the moment characters begin pairing off and fighting 1-on-1 in a forest, so help me fucking god.
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Bakunin wrote about this very thing!

"Does it follow that I reject all authority? Far from me such a thought. In the matter of boots, I refer to the authority of the bootmaker; concerning houses, canals, or railroads, I consult that of the architect or the engineer.
So there is an issue with authority.

Authority that arises from experience, character, and skill seems to me to be different than authority by hierarchy, force, or status.

Thoughts?
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The people of Greater Manchester survived another night of me on the roads. I can now reverse the car. My instructor does not yet trust me enough to park near another car, which is fucking fair to be honest: My clutch control is better but still sucks at low speed.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I hope this email finds you in heaven a half hour 'fore the devil knows you're dead
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Average Wednesday.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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do you guys know about the jawbone of St Anthony
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Average Wednesday.
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Zadie Smith.
With alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The British political class like the unquarrelsome dead, whose work they can regurgitate or invoke; and loathe living artists and critics who see them for the sham they are and point it out to everyone else.
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I have been suffering from severe burnout recently; creating anything is difficult to the point of being painful and I hate everything I do create.

I will be dead in the ground before I even consider using generative AI.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Everyone knows Bashir and Garak from DS9 are gay and right from the scene where they meet. But is there anything gayer than the reclusive spy who lies about everything asking his boyfriend to witness his mentor confess on his deathbed to being his father?

Anyway I'm watching DS9 again.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Hi, it's me, Bsky's biggest continuity wanker. I think Doctor Who is a single self-consistent story and get nervous when travel times between known destinations in Star Trek don't line up.

Are you dense? Do you think Casino Royale happened before Dr No? Who was Lazenby Bond calling "The other guy"?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
I don't really understand the challenge in writing the new Bond movie. It's a Bond movie. Open with 007 doing spy stuff and then having sex with a lady he has no chemistry with, then have him stumble dick first into a selection of plot points until the bad guys capture him at the end of act 2.
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
*Banging pots and pans* YES! YES! YES!
bring back James Bond Jr
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
My theory that Americans don't really have good customer service, just hostage situations, has another data point.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
More insomnia tonight, this is quite unlike me. Send sheep to count or anything else that will help me rest.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Attempt 1 of going to sleep was aborted thanks to a panic attack, so cross your fingers for round 2.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The chive lord committed chive fraud and reddit weren't cross just disappointed.

This is a true statement but utterly deranged.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can't believe we got a monsterfucker movie from- *Checks notes* -renowned monster-fuck movie director Guillermo del Toro
Reviewer: I know it's technically true to the book, but I'm not sure audiences are ready for a sexy Frankenstein's monster.

Me, a denizen of the monster-fucker internet: lol. lmao, even.
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I should not have read someone's opinion on the writing in modern Star Trek on Reddit.

Apparently the problem is the writers are too young and have no experience of the world. No they don't know how a writer's room works, but they've already vomited their opinion onto the internet.
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Gradually becoming less terrified of driving. I've stopped stalling the car. I only performed one illegal road manoeuvre. A man in a van screamed at me but as he was not an approaching junction I refused to perceive him.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM