Gulliver's Travels (Taylor's Version)
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In fairness, I would have said their ICE IDs are fake, if they showed any.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In fairness, I would have said their ICE IDs are fake, if they showed any.
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Basically this whole long goddamn ass thread:
Okay I'm feeling like a damn fool today so I'll contribute to the Machine Learning Discourse, Pat's standard rule of false dichotomy* nonwithstanding:
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Basically this whole long goddamn ass thread:
Steve Bannon: Donald Trump is not a perfect man, but-
Trump: You're fired!
(to palace guards) Arrest this man, he's committed treason!
(falls back asleep)
Trump: You're fired!
(to palace guards) Arrest this man, he's committed treason!
(falls back asleep)
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Steve Bannon: Donald Trump is not a perfect man, but-
Trump: You're fired!
(to palace guards) Arrest this man, he's committed treason!
(falls back asleep)
Trump: You're fired!
(to palace guards) Arrest this man, he's committed treason!
(falls back asleep)
JD Vance, thinking about the possibly of having his extended family arrested by ICE:
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
JD Vance, thinking about the possibly of having his extended family arrested by ICE:
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It's not Terminator, but it is Office Space with the managers all trying to fuck robots.
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's not Terminator, but it is Office Space with the managers all trying to fuck robots.
It's fun that the Republicans have decided to go with "Yes you do have to follow unlawful orders, actually."
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's fun that the Republicans have decided to go with "Yes you do have to follow unlawful orders, actually."
When someone wants to use government money to bail out this AI bubble, please try to remember that the main goal is for Elon to be able to shout "more vulgar" at his phone and then get people to like him.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
When someone wants to use government money to bail out this AI bubble, please try to remember that the main goal is for Elon to be able to shout "more vulgar" at his phone and then get people to like him.
Waive your hands in air. Waive them like you care a lot about what's happening right now.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Waive your hands in air. Waive them like you care a lot about what's happening right now.
Epic, man, we're gonna burn down the rainforest because you're too lazy and uncreative to be mean to your friends yourself.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Epic, man, we're gonna burn down the rainforest because you're too lazy and uncreative to be mean to your friends yourself.
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue, Charlie Brown.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
For a while it has felt like Twitter was just hostile foreign powers talking to credulous American journalists.
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
For a while it has felt like Twitter was just hostile foreign powers talking to credulous American journalists.
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
I'm not gonna do it, but could someone ask from if fsd is a better driver than Elon?
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm not gonna do it, but could someone ask from if fsd is a better driver than Elon?
It's very early for Mamdani to be having his "Jester give a cupcake to a hag" moment, but it is an incredible scene to have going into the weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's very early for Mamdani to be having his "Jester give a cupcake to a hag" moment, but it is an incredible scene to have going into the weekend.
Listen, the President is very disrespectful of people generally and women in partucular. You've all seem it yourself. You've all experienced it yourself. He called me a piggy three times last week. It's why he's so beloved.
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Listen, the President is very disrespectful of people generally and women in partucular. You've all seem it yourself. You've all experienced it yourself. He called me a piggy three times last week. It's why he's so beloved.
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Joel Pett, Lexington Herald Leader
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Joel Pett, Lexington Herald Leader
Trump accused of saying what he said
Trump accused of calling for execution of Democrats – US politics live
www.theguardian.com
Trump accused of calling for execution of Democrats – US politics live
twp.ai
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Trump accused of saying what he said
Elon, help! My epistemic bubble has facts in it!
An X user asks Elon Musk why they’re seeing tweets from left-wing lawmakers.
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
Musk: “Because we are failing very badly with the recommendations algorithm. Doing my best to address this.”
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Elon, help! My epistemic bubble has facts in it!
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Some see it as a hate symbol, but the Republican party sees it as a symbol of unity, so we can only say it's divisive.
“The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika — an emblem of fascism and white supremacy inextricably linked to the murder of millions of Jews and the deaths of more than 400,000 U.S. troops who died fighting in World War II — as a hate symbol”
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U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Some see it as a hate symbol, but the Republican party sees it as a symbol of unity, so we can only say it's divisive.
Men will spend $10 billion on a chatbot that compliments them instead of going to therapy
Elon Musk can't get humans to love him so he made a robot to love him instead and now all the humans are making fun of the robot. This is the smartest man in the world, a once-in-a-generation genius and clear member of the natural aristocracy
this thread is unbelievable
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Men will spend $10 billion on a chatbot that compliments them instead of going to therapy
Evergreen
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Evergreen
I could get shot by the people who own all the guns and solve everything with violence. Or by the people who I call annoying woke vegans, they could shoot me a dirty look.
Shot By Both Sides www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Bill Maher Stopped Performing Standup Over Political Divide: 'I Could Get Shot by the Left or the Right'
Bill Maher says he originally quit touring as a stand-up act over generational shifts in comedy, but now sees it as a way to avoid political divides.
www.rollingstone.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I could get shot by the people who own all the guns and solve everything with violence. Or by the people who I call annoying woke vegans, they could shoot me a dirty look.
Sometimes God tells you things as a warning to try to get you to change your ways.
Reminder that Mike Johnson said God woke him up in the middle of the night to tell him he was going to be Speaker of the House, but I guess in his wisdom the Lord forgot to say "Oh also, you're going to completely suck at it"
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sometimes God tells you things as a warning to try to get you to change your ways.