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maya//bunny | too pretty to live too hot to die | almost 30 waow | i am a demon and i mean it | it/she//hers/its | i bite i bite i bite
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then again what if i was narcissistic selfcest agp and i cummed hard about it while i made out with myself in the mirror? do u think even god or the devil could stop me?
"self-cest" "agp" "narcissist" what if i literally just see myself as beautiful as i truly am. what if my confidence about my appearance is informed not by delusion but my knowledge of my Self?
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Umbreon ⭐
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Rape regime
Rep. Carlos Gimenez: "The United States has demonstrated to the people around the world that we can touch you anywhere at any time or our choosing"
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
im evil sometimes yanno
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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polycules are just proletarianized noble houses pull the trigger
December 31, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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wanna play together? 🎸
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Just another morning in the Twin Cities, keeping my eyes on the preschool parent signal chat to make sure none of my child’s classmates, their parents, or their teachers were kidnapped by the federal government in front of the school.
January 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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bro we are being conquered by neo-confederate pedophile christian fascists dawg they are turning the cities into internal colonies for extraction
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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These barbarians are destroying everything that makes society work. Kids can't go to school, patients can't go to the hospital. We are, in effect, paying them to wreck the basic infrastructure of the country
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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You should be able to walk onto any car dealership in America and get into any vehicle and drive it away without signing anything or exchanging anything of value for it or any questions being asked. That's what true freedom looks like
December 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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ICE shot out a young trans man's eyes for the crime of caring about his neighbors.
January 13, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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we don't have very much but we can strip anybody who works for ICE of any social niceties whatsoever. you find out somebody is with them? they don't get to be ANYTHING to you anymore. and tell them WHY. it SUCKS to be ostracized and stigmatized. please use it on somebody who's earned it for once
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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i love being an evil woman
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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hgtv give me a show called hovel hunters where i get an entire tranny polycule and try to find a rental property for them to split together
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
im so sad to not be dancing this morning. it feels wrong to miss ballet, like i am denying myself something. however i need to rest since my head bounced off the ground after blacking out yday
January 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Walking into the porn store and asking if they've got any porn. The man behind the counter smiles. I've come to the right place.
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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They're trying so hard to justify a murder. And every American should know: if they kill you, this is what they'll do to you.
January 13, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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these people do not deserve your decorum. they do not deserve the breath in their bodies
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
i studied journalism in school and even worked in the field briefly and found quite quickly that being a trans woman with moral clarity is a death sentence in that career path. my challenge to journalists is this: martyr yourselves
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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im sorry i know it sucks but journalists are going to have to be willing to get fired for simply describing what they see happening with their own eyes, you look like fucking morons
"Was the officer struck by the vehicle, as President Trump insists, or did the car pass by or around him?"
If we only had some trusted institution that could adjudicate between competing claims by relying on facts.
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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August 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM