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John Koluder Mellencamp
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Ideally just #iufb, #iubb & soccer stuff. But probably not.

(not related to the Cougs)
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Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Folks, you know who else went 11-1 (thanks Judas)?
Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
I am absolutely sellout diving for the 50 so that #29 doesn’t cleanly decapitate me
How many yards could you get
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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The Krugman blog today on affordability gets at exactly what I think is happening, and what's missed in the vibecession debates

paulkrugman.substack.com/p/affordabil...
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It didn’t have to get so messy. It didn’t need to be this ugly.

But Lane Kiffin is Lane Kiffin. And apparently he hasn’t changed much after all.

Column: www.nbcsports.com/college-foot...
Lane Kiffin's expected departure from Ole Miss shows he has not changed at all
With multiple reports of Lane Kiffin set to leave Ole Miss for LSU, the dragged out situation has reflected poorly on him.
www.nbcsports.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Need less than 1000 views now
So...

I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).

We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
Bird-Watching Will Blow Your Mind | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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All the AAC coaches rematerializing together as SEC coaches
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The billionaires who own much of the the infrastructure of our 21st century lives have progressively enshittified that infrastructure while expanding their wealth, and then they scold us for being small-souled peasants who don’t believe in progress anymore.
it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Imagine if they just subsidized newspapers and magazines the way they’re subsidizing this slop
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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THE Ohio State Hate Week has begun
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Say it with me kids … “Big Ten refs are cowards.”

Most evergreen statement in the world.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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This MACtion club has Everything.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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If Michigan beats Ryan Day with just field goals, Lou Holtz will bring us all presents at midnight
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Midwest Male Uniform is undefeated. Glad to see the kids are carrying on the tradition.
Hoodie and shorts weather for Kansas State
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Some assistant coaches have tried to do the Take A New Job While Coaching The Old Playoff Run thing. Do you know the only one of them to fuck it up so badly, he got shoved out the door right before the title game? That would be none other than Lane Kiffin
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Lane Kiffin is Bobby Petrino but younger and handsome, that’s it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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He's going to spend the entire playoff run recruiting his own players to leave with him. Untenable situation for the school. This show's PR campaign for Kiffin is unbelievable
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The Bucket. #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Schedule that, Barry.

#iufb
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Cig didn’t even think about kneeling that ball. That was for Barry. God I love this fucking team.

We are 12-0. I’m gobsmacked #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We got dudes I’ve never fucking heard of TAKING IT TO THE DAMN HOUSE
🏠📞🔴⚪️ #iufb
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM