John Koluder Mellencamp
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John Koluder Mellencamp
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Ideally just #iufb, #iubb & soccer stuff. But probably not.

(not related to the Cougs)
Subliminal Punts will be the name of the third album by my non-existent punk band
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
tired: Tennesaw State

wired: Fourteenesaw State
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Well then, it sure is a good thing that he’s not going to the school with perhaps the worst Athletic Department sexual abuse scandal ever uncovered.

[raises hand to ear]

Welllllllll shiiiiiiiiit
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Every Sparty fan rn
a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a sky box
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November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
5️⃣ best-of-13 round leg wrestling competition between strength and conditioning staffs
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Proper order of tiebreakers
1️⃣ head-to-head
2️⃣ overall record
3️⃣ record vs common opponents
4️⃣ whatever the hell y’all wanna do
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How many weeks did IU take the EiM this season? Feels like it could have been 3 or 4.
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What about Cal instead??
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reassumed their rightful place as cfb’s most unpredictable Superweapon
a man and a woman are standing in a kitchen with the words `` i 'm back baby '' written on the screen .
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November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is some 🤌 hating
a man wearing a hat and a red jacket is singing into a microphone ..
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November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM