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John Koluder Mellencamp
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Ideally just #iufb, #iubb & soccer stuff. But probably not. (not related to the Cougs)
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
Such a good goal. Heads up play all around, starting with the quick throw in. Off the ball movements by 3 (off the throw in … nice first touch too!) & 14 (as 2nd runner enters the box) are subtle but so pivotal to the space needed to pull off the 1-2 at top of the box and shot that followed.
What happened in the #USL-1 Playoffs on Saturday?

Ollie Wright's second-half goal lifted Portland Hearts of Pine to a 1-0 victory against No. 2 seed Chattanooga Red Wolves SC to take victory in its inaugural postseason game.

Recap & Highlights -> www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...
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I'm seeing a whole lot less outrage for the journalists of color who have been systematically discarded at places like NBC and CBS (and across journalism, really) than the response to Jimmy Kimmel's 5-day suspension.
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Just like the team he covers, Zach’s recaps just keep getting more impressive.
Watching these weekly demolition jobs, it looks increasingly like it will take something remarkable to derail the freight train Indiana has become, at least until Indy.

“Every single week, we’ve got to make sure there’s no doubt left, at all.”

Insider:
www.indystar.com/story/sports... #iufb
It will take something remarkable to derail Curt Cignetti's unrelenting Indiana football team
The Hoosiers continue to put up high point totals, leading to large deficits, and do it even with injuries piling up. It's a sign of the times until they meet their match.
www.indystar.com
Believe Moonlight Graham enters the game.
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The last two minutes of baseball….absolutely fuckin insane
The current ACC standings are a real vibe, man. 🥵
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they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp
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Has Indiana developed a new "Mendoza Line"?🤔
Okay, Buckeyes beat Penn State by 24 at home. Marker set.

What are we gonna try to put up in Happy Valley next weekend?
Fine, we’ll just fucking do it again.
Khobie Martin is getting the same late carries in games as Kaelon did last year … and is doing every bit the part as Black did.

We may not have a ton of depth, but after 1.5 seasons it seems clear our two-deep is deep enough to hold up at seemingly every position this year.
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Indiana cannot stop murdering football teams
The amount of maniacal laughter I’ve unleashed during this 3rd Qtr is unmeasurable.

#iufb is a no holds barred killing machine. The Ivan Drago of CFB.
#iufb staff went out and got a grown ass man that started half of his 50 GAMES at NC State, but missed last year year due to injury.

Strips ball. Returns for TD.

Next play our 4⭐️ DB collects fumble. Then our grown ass man from Maryland runs it in.

People just mad cause they aren’t as good as us
Is this “the depth game” that proves this whole thing even more legit?
Feels like this will be “The #iufb 2nd Half Offense, brought to you by The Law Firm of Hemby & Black”.

And I’m more than okay with that.

PS - Kudos to Danielson for actually pointing out that we have talented players.
Respecting #Caturday as any good leader should
He just like me fr fr
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
Between that and the “Lucy pulling the football on Charlie Brown” on another FG attempt, Terps are displaying an elite kick distraction game.

Unfortunately for the Turtles, that is by far the most impressive part of their gameday thus far.
#IUFB defense has as many picks (2) as it has allowed rushing yards (2).

This unit is ELITE.
It wound up as one-sided as it looked. Maryland does get the ball out of halftime. #iufb
The Magic of the Cup!
According to Transfermarkt, Lamar Neagle's last goal in the @opencup.ussoccer.com main draw was in 2011.

Now he's a player-owner for #USL-2's Ballard FC.
Omar didn’t drop that one.

#iufb be COOKIN’!!
That is … not “attacking” football.